Dildo trees?

Contributor: married with children married with children
very funny.
07/15/2011
Contributor: wetone123 wetone123
Awesome post! Love the pics too! I'd love to grow several varieties of dildos!
07/15/2011
Contributor: Possibly Normal Possibly Normal
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Originally posted by alliegator
They remind me of southern bottle trees. I think the neighbors might be less pleased about these in the front yard though.
I can tell you if my neighbor had a dildo tree I would be marching up to their front door asap and trying to make friends!!
07/15/2011
Contributor: Jenna@Tantus Jenna@Tantus
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Originally posted by Antipova
Why am I having such a hard time identifying that lime green one?

These are awesome pictures, Jenna!
I can't take credit for the great photos, since I wasn't at the show. I was planning-only status - always a bridesmaid, never a bride, so to speak.

And you have an excellent eye! The lime green is a prototype for a toy that is slated to appear later this year. Mostly we just wanted that color on the tree.
07/15/2011
Contributor: lzbncrckhead lzbncrckhead
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Originally posted by dv8


What's inside those packets and how can Tantus fans get one without attending ANME?
dildo trees <3
07/15/2011
Contributor: dv8 dv8
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Originally posted by Jenna@Tantus
I can't take credit for the great photos, since I wasn't at the show. I was planning-only status - always a bridesmaid, never a bride, so to speak.

And you have an excellent eye! The lime green is a prototype for a toy that is slated ... more
So do we get to hear about whatever new products or prototypes were revealed at ANME?
07/15/2011
Contributor: Jenna@Tantus Jenna@Tantus
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Originally posted by dv8
So do we get to hear about whatever new products or prototypes were revealed at ANME?
We only have one or two that have firm release dates; the others were created just as protoypes, and as we get them into production I'll post announcements. I want to be able to post photos, and some of the new stuff isn't back from being photographed yet. I just can't bring myself to send off a second-rate photo from my cameraphone.

I can talk a little, though. I did mention previously on these forums that there are new O2 items due to be released - was amazed at the number of O2 fans at EF! I have word of 2 models in the Candy/Ice/Twilight colors (like the Revolution), 2 models that are going to be in the Cream/Cocoa/Mocha colors (think Adam, Mikey, Mark)...the O2 is a little tricky to manufacture so releasing them all at the same time would be really difficult for the production team. I'm anticipating that they'll debut one at a time spaced out at intervals over the next few months.

We also have several completely new items, and a few models that have been redesigned to work better in a harness. Harnesses and pegging have been quite the trend for the Tantus customer base, so we listened to the feedback and acted accordingly.

I'll post more as soon as I am able, pictures and all!
07/17/2011
Contributor: Antipova Antipova
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Originally posted by Jenna@Tantus
We only have one or two that have firm release dates; the others were created just as protoypes, and as we get them into production I'll post announcements. I want to be able to post photos, and some of the new stuff isn't back from being ... more
We're really excited Thanks Jenna!
07/17/2011
Contributor: CafeSabroso CafeSabroso
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Originally posted by Jenna@Tantus
We only have one or two that have firm release dates; the others were created just as protoypes, and as we get them into production I'll post announcements. I want to be able to post photos, and some of the new stuff isn't back from being ... more
Exciting to hear! Looking forward to seeing what's in the works.
07/17/2011
Contributor: Kayla Kayla
Quote:
Originally posted by Jenna@Tantus
We only have one or two that have firm release dates; the others were created just as protoypes, and as we get them into production I'll post announcements. I want to be able to post photos, and some of the new stuff isn't back from being ... more
That's a lot of great news, Jenna! I'm looking forward to the new releases, and thank you so much for keeping us up-to-date on what Tantus is doing.
07/18/2011
Contributor: dv8 dv8
Would a second-rate photo from a cameraphone be ok on Twitter?
07/18/2011
Contributor: Jenna@Tantus Jenna@Tantus
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Originally posted by dv8
Would a second-rate photo from a cameraphone be ok on Twitter?
From my phone? The photos are REALLY bad, I feel terrible subjecting anyone to those pictures. I have kids, and I can't get the little boogers to stop teething on or otherwise messing with my cameraphone. Fingerprints, smudges, lint - you name it.

Now you know my sad secret. Le sigh. I lack the technology and the child-free environment to post good, workable photos.
07/18/2011
Contributor: zeebot zeebot
Ahahhahahah that's awesome!
07/18/2011
Contributor: ScarlettSeraph ScarlettSeraph
A friend of mine is buying a house and I will be helping him outfit his "play" room... I think a dildo tree is in order.
07/22/2011
Contributor: Jenna@Tantus Jenna@Tantus
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Originally posted by ScarlettSeraph
A friend of mine is buying a house and I will be helping him outfit his "play" room... I think a dildo tree is in order.
Well, you know where to find them!
07/22/2011
Contributor: dv8 dv8
Wouldn't dildos be better suited for a bush rather than a tree?
07/23/2011
Contributor: null null
O.O those trees are awesome!
Was anybody else identifying dildos from the silhouettes on the original post and feeling like they spent waaaay too much time here?
Just me?
Oh...
07/29/2011
Contributor: v23 v23
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Originally posted by Linga
My point exactly!
I have a money tree and I'd definitely trade it in for a dildo tree!
07/29/2011
Contributor: SexyLilPixi SexyLilPixi
I just scrolled past that title & giggled just as hard as I did the first time.
07/29/2011
Contributor: alliegator alliegator
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Originally posted by dv8
Wouldn't dildos be better suited for a bush rather than a tree?
I feel like I should crack some joke about how a dildo in hand is worth two in the bush...
08/04/2011
Contributor: emiliaa emiliaa
That is great....xDD Don't really understand it...but it's hilarious nonetheless.
08/04/2011
Contributor: dv8 dv8
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Originally posted by alliegator
I feel like I should crack some joke about how a dildo in hand is worth two in the bush...
Two in the bush are far more valuable than one in my hand.
08/05/2011
Contributor: Sir Sir
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Originally posted by dv8


Looks like Winter's coming...
08/05/2011
Contributor: Jenyana Jenyana
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Originally posted by Antipova
Why am I having such a hard time identifying that lime green one?

These are awesome pictures, Jenna!
I was staring at the lime green dildo and trying to identify it, too!! XD
08/06/2011
Contributor: GenderSexplorations GenderSexplorations
Wow, that'll teach me to click on random topics with strange titles! Definitely not something I've seen before! xD Would be nice if you could grow something like that though...
08/13/2011
Contributor: toysforall toysforall
haha, that's HILARIOUS!!! thanks for posting.
08/18/2011
Contributor: Miss Morphine Miss Morphine
I need one of these.
08/21/2011
Contributor: Ryuson Ryuson
This is adorable! It's a great idea!
08/21/2011
Contributor: PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
that's awesome!
08/21/2011
Contributor: KrazyKandy KrazyKandy
looks interesting and fun way to store them maybe lol
08/22/2011