#Workshop - May 16th @ 7 pm EDT: Beer Selection

Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
You should never submit to peer pressure.
Naw. She's right. I can't continue like this.

But......back to the beer.
05/16/2011
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
Back to the beer! I gotta finish unclogging my hose...


THE VACUUM HOSE... GAH! You sex toy freaks and your dirty minds!
05/16/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
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Originally posted by Vaccinium
Alcohol dehydrates, so all I'm doing is delaying your dehydration. Anyway, who knows, when you drink your beer at its proper temperatuer, you may actually think it tastes ok. Of course, if it is six months old, perhaps not (most beer should be ... more
Didn't know that. Most of it is lucky to make it through the weekend.
05/16/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
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Originally posted by Airen Wolf
There's always room for another love ya know, just sayin'....
Now BEER damnit I want more head....errr beer talk!
It's not that I haven't given that some thought, but there's no way that would possibly work.
05/16/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
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Originally posted by BBW Talks Toys
Back to the beer! I gotta finish unclogging my hose...


THE VACUUM HOSE... GAH! You sex toy freaks and your dirty minds!
Hahaha..mmmhmmm...sure .
05/16/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
Beer Trivia!: Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.
05/16/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
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Originally posted by BBW Talks Toys
Back to the beer! I gotta finish unclogging my hose...


THE VACUUM HOSE... GAH! You sex toy freaks and your dirty minds!
Mmhm.
05/16/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
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Originally posted by Vaccinium
Beer Trivia!: Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this ... more
Neat!
05/16/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Vaccinium
Beer Trivia!: Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this ... more
That one I actually knew!
05/16/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
So, why am I making you wait? Because beer tastes best when drank at the proper temperature. For lagers, that is 40-45º F (4-7º C), while for ales it is 50-55º F (10-13º C). This is not mere beer snobbery, a beer tastes totally different right out of the fridge than it does when drank at the right temperature - especially for ales. To put it another way, the last swallow of lager is the worst and the last swallow of an ale is the best. Although it depends on the quantity of beer in the glass and the temperature of the surrounding air, you can usually expect beer to warm up about 2º F (1.25º C) every 5 minutes. Ideally, you would wait until your bottle of beer had warmed to its proper temperature before opening it, but for the purposes of this workshop, I felt it best for everyone to open their beers at the same time. Feel free to take a sip of your beer every once in a while as you are waiting for it to warm up. This will give you an idea of how the taste improves as it approaches its drinking temperature as well.

Most people started drinking beer that was ice cold because that is what the major brewing companies say to do. They do that because for lagers drinking it cold masks any bitterness or funkiness. To truly appreciate whether your lager is any good, drink it at 40-45º F (4-7º C). If you still like it, then it's probably a decent beer. If not, then why are you drinking it? Piss probably tastes better ice cold than at 40-45º, but that doesn't mean I'm going to drink it.

For ales, is even more important, because the complex nature of ales only becomes evident when drank between 50-55º F (10-13º C). Before then, you may taste primarily bitterness (from the hops), a lot of alcohol, or not much of anything at all. As it reaches its proper temperature, the fruitiness and other interesting flavors the fermentation process does to the malts and hops burst forth.
05/16/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
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Originally posted by Vaccinium
Beer Trivia!: Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this ... more
Cool!
05/16/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
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Originally posted by Vaccinium
Beer Trivia!: Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this ... more
It's a great way to show appreciation to the fine young thing sitting on the stool next to you...unless he's not amused....
05/16/2011
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
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Originally posted by Vaccinium
Mmhm.
maybe later... if my day gets better
05/16/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
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Originally posted by Vaccinium
So, why am I making you wait? Because beer tastes best when drank at the proper temperature. For lagers, that is 40-45º F (4-7º C), while for ales it is 50-55º F (10-13º C). This is not mere beer snobbery, a beer tastes ... more
Maybe thats why I didn't like it. I looked like the commercials that have bitter beer face.
05/16/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
OK, I'm getting close to being done with beer #1. I just got out my second beer from the fridge so that it can warm a bit before I drink it. For those of you keeping score at home, it is a 2009 Reserve Old Boardhead Barleywine from Full Sail Brewing Company. This brewery is a great place to get a berr, BTW, you can watch the parasailers and windsurfers work their magic amid the towering walls of the Columbia River Gorge while sipping on your beer.
05/16/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
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Originally posted by Vaccinium
So, why am I making you wait? Because beer tastes best when drank at the proper temperature. For lagers, that is 40-45º F (4-7º C), while for ales it is 50-55º F (10-13º C). This is not mere beer snobbery, a beer tastes ... more
MMmhmmm we call some lagers 'rat piss' in a can....
05/16/2011
Contributor: Bonesdance Bonesdance
I really like to open a beer as soon as I take it out of the fridge, and then take occasional sips as it warms. The change and development is part of the fun, even if it tastes better once it warms up.
05/16/2011
Contributor: Berry Berry
You all may think I'm strange - but I've recently discovered Mister Brew, link where it is all prepared, sans yeast pill. It comes in a 2L bottle (so, a 6-pack) at the market where I shop. There are 4 varieties. Red, blonde (or light lime if you use the lime pill) a pilsner, and a corona-type. You take off the cap, drop in the yeast pill that comes in the 2nd cap (and the lime pill, if you've bought the blonde and want a lime) and affix the 2nd patented cap. This cap has a valve built in that releases pressure. You sit it on your counter for 10-14 days and then refrigerate and enjoy. Premium beer, for $5. That's right, FIVE BUCKS. And it's absolutely freaking delicious. I had the red last week, and another on my counter. It's better than other reds I've tried. Very dark.
05/16/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
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Originally posted by Vaccinium
OK, I'm getting close to being done with beer #1. I just got out my second beer from the fridge so that it can warm a bit before I drink it. For those of you keeping score at home, it is a 2009 Reserve Old Boardhead Barleywine from Full Sail ... more
Sweet
05/16/2011
Contributor: babyboii1619 babyboii1619
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Originally posted by Bonesdance
I really like to open a beer as soon as I take it out of the fridge, and then take occasional sips as it warms. The change and development is part of the fun, even if it tastes better once it warms up.
Agreed
05/16/2011
Contributor: Bonesdance Bonesdance
Not to inject too much complexity into the discussion, but wouldn't you agree that a richer, more complex lager like a Doppelbock would benefit from a warmer serving temp? Certainly a bottom-fermented Baltic Porter...
05/16/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
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Originally posted by Bonesdance
I really like to open a beer as soon as I take it out of the fridge, and then take occasional sips as it warms. The change and development is part of the fun, even if it tastes better once it warms up.
I let it get up to about 45 degrees (assumingg it's an ale) before doing the same. I agree that tasting how the ale changes in taste is part of the fun, but I hate to waste sips on a 36 degree ale.
05/16/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
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Originally posted by Berry
You all may think I'm strange - but I've recently discovered Mister Brew, link where it is all prepared, sans yeast pill. It comes in a 2L bottle (so, a 6-pack) at the market where I shop. There are 4 varieties. Red, blonde (or light lime if ... more
Thanks for the link. Have to try it!
05/16/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
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Originally posted by Berry
You all may think I'm strange - but I've recently discovered Mister Brew, link where it is all prepared, sans yeast pill. It comes in a 2L bottle (so, a 6-pack) at the market where I shop. There are 4 varieties. Red, blonde (or light lime if ... more
Interesting. Never heard of that one.
05/16/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
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Originally posted by Bonesdance
Not to inject too much complexity into the discussion, but wouldn't you agree that a richer, more complex lager like a Doppelbock would benefit from a warmer serving temp? Certainly a bottom-fermented Baltic Porter...
Well, it certainly retains its flavor as it gets warmer moreso than a pilsner or a lower-alcohol bock. Certainly an Eisbock or helles bock benefits.
05/16/2011
Contributor: Bonesdance Bonesdance
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Originally posted by Vaccinium
I let it get up to about 45 degrees (assumingg it's an ale) before doing the same. I agree that tasting how the ale changes in taste is part of the fun, but I hate to waste sips on a 36 degree ale.
Agreed - I keep my Dedicated Beer Fridge at about 42, so by the time I finish pouring anything its close to 45.
05/16/2011
Contributor: Berry Berry
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Originally posted by Berry
You all may think I'm strange - but I've recently discovered Mister Brew, link where it is all prepared, sans yeast pill. It comes in a 2L bottle (so, a 6-pack) at the market where I shop. There are 4 varieties. Red, blonde (or light lime if ... more
And now I'm off to the beer store to get a few rickard's. The store is only 3 blocks but I'm walking. Hopefully will make it back before you guys are all done! (Dog needs a walk anyway)
05/16/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
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Originally posted by Berry
And now I'm off to the beer store to get a few rickard's. The store is only 3 blocks but I'm walking. Hopefully will make it back before you guys are all done! (Dog needs a walk anyway)
Thanks for stopping in
05/16/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
Quote:
Originally posted by Berry
You all may think I'm strange - but I've recently discovered Mister Brew, link where it is all prepared, sans yeast pill. It comes in a 2L bottle (so, a 6-pack) at the market where I shop. There are 4 varieties. Red, blonde (or light lime if ... more
Mr. Beer is a great way to step into the realm of home-brewing. It won't give you outstanding beers, but if you are sanitary and follow the directions, the resulting beer will be far better than anything from the macrobreweries.
05/16/2011
Contributor: Berry Berry
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Originally posted by sexyintexas
Thanks for the link. Have to try it!
I'm not sure where all it's available, I'm in Canada. But it's great, the only think I don't like about it is the plastic bottle. But oh well. Another thing - the venting cap is re-usable, if you make what my friend calls "hilbilly wine" with juice, champagne yeast, and a wine bottle/balloon vent. Use a 2L plastic bottle and one of those caps, instead. Yay! No more buying balloons from the dollar store! haha
05/16/2011