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Porn Club discussion - Wednesday, February 09th @ 8pm: Bad Girls 5 and Love and Other Mishaps

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Contributor: Gary Gary
Quote:
Originally posted by Selective Sensualist
Wish I was a fly on your desk right now, LOL!
My desk is pretty clean now, but earlier there was a giant stack of porn.
02/09/2011
Contributor: tim1724 tim1724
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
For the last prize...you have to write an ode to Porn Club. It can be a haiku, a anagram, acrostic, whatever - and Gary and I will randomly choose one of them as the winner. Sound good?
Anagram: I Love Porn Club = Lover On Public
02/09/2011
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
Porn club porn club, you're so grand
But it's hard to type with just one hand
I seem to have gotten rather good,
But I would appreciate if we could meet in my neighborhood.
A circle jerk can be quite fun,
Especially when the porn stars come
We can ask them questions, they will fuel our fires
Get us wet and raise our "spires"
Porn club porn club, you're quite grand
But its hard to type with just one hand......
02/09/2011
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
Quote:
Originally posted by Miguel M.
So what would the award be called? The Best FIP award?
Yeah, pretty much
02/09/2011
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
For the last prize...you have to write an ode to Porn Club. It can be a haiku, a anagram, acrostic, whatever - and Gary and I will randomly choose one of them as the winner. Sound good?
Hehehehe sounds hilarious.

Oh Porn Club of Eden Fantasy,
Your films bring out the nasty,
The hilarious and the steamy,
And your guests are oh so dreamy.
(Except when they wield,
A monster penis that deals
Out flesh-eating cum
Because then I just run.)
02/09/2011
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
So googling Julia Ann and New Sensations showed me Golden Girls XXX.. that smells like awesomesauce
02/09/2011
Contributor: Mr. & Mrs. Peg Mr. & Mrs. Peg
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
Porn club porn club, you're so grand
But it's hard to type with just one hand
I seem to have gotten rather good,
But I would appreciate if we could meet in my neighborhood.
A circle jerk can be quite fun,
Especially when the ... more
This has got my vote!!
02/09/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
For the last prize...you have to write an ode to Porn Club. It can be a haiku, a anagram, acrostic, whatever - and Gary and I will randomly choose one of them as the winner. Sound good?
I am so lost with this one.
02/09/2011
Contributor: LoveYouLikeThat LoveYouLikeThat
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
For the last prize...you have to write an ode to Porn Club. It can be a haiku, a anagram, acrostic, whatever - and Gary and I will randomly choose one of them as the winner. Sound good?
Naughty Little Chat
Frustrations coming undone
My night worthwhile
02/09/2011
Contributor: Gary Gary
Quote:
Originally posted by Tuesday
I mean some plot or other things to get you aroused first - like some accidental exposure or sexual tension.

I guess I'm just tired of actors immediately jumping into it with unrealistic boundless enthusiasm.
Ha, I just noticed that you are Younger than Godzilla.
02/09/2011
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
Quote:
Originally posted by Terijd
People
Openly
Reviewing
New

Concepts
Like
Unbelievable
Bodies
^ Total awesomesauce.
02/09/2011
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
Oooh man, your "odes" are all awesome... I am excited to see these featured on SexIs and the upcoming Porn Club site too! That is gonna rule!
02/09/2011
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
Well, this was another great Porn Club. Thank you Victoria and Gary for hosting this. And thank you Stoya for joining us. I had an awesome time. Night all and congratz to whomever wins the last prize!
02/09/2011
Contributor: TitsMcScandal TitsMcScandal
There once was a club full of porn
The members all fondled their horns
They sat in the dark
Quick with a remark
Another porn legend was born.
02/09/2011
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. & Mrs. Peg
This has got my vote!!
Why thank you
02/09/2011
Contributor: darlingnikkie darlingnikkie
porn club
not just a club for the elite
if you like getting off just as much as I do
then porn club is just for you
no discussion is ever alike
and someone always gets a prize
what better way to be sick in bed
then discussing porn
with a bunch of friends
02/09/2011
Contributor: Tuesday Tuesday
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
Ha, I just noticed that you are Younger than Godzilla.
Just barely, but I am!
02/09/2011
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
Porn club porn club, you're so grand
But it's hard to type with just one hand
I seem to have gotten rather good,
But I would appreciate if we could meet in my neighborhood.
A circle jerk can be quite fun,
Especially when the ... more
^^ Makes mine look weak. You rock, GWF!!!
02/09/2011
Contributor: Shumway Shumway
Ode to Porn Club (Haiku)

It is really fun
to come and discuss porn
We must refresh alot
02/09/2011
Contributor: Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
Quote:
Originally posted by PussyGalore
She was amazing live! She really does fuck her piano bench. It's so sexual to her.
I didn't know that about her piano bench! I absolutely love her piano-playing though. It's so hauntingly beautiful.
02/09/2011
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
Quote:
Originally posted by Darling Jen
Hehehehe sounds hilarious.

Oh Porn Club of Eden Fantasy,
Your films bring out the nasty,
The hilarious and the steamy,
And your guests are oh so dreamy.
(Except when they wield,
A monster penis that deals
Out flesh-eating ... more
HAHAHAHA - Jason Voorhees in the houuuuuse!
02/09/2011
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
Quote:
Originally posted by Shumway
Ode to Porn Club (Haiku)

It is really fun
to come and discuss porn
We must refresh alot
LOL!!! @ refresh
02/09/2011
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
Quote:
Originally posted by Darling Jen
^^ Makes mine look weak. You rock, GWF!!!
I liked that you ran at the end of yours
02/09/2011
Contributor: TitsMcScandal TitsMcScandal
limericks are hard...
02/09/2011
Contributor: Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
YES! Congrats to Mr & Mrs Peg! 1,000th poster and winner of...

Congrats! What an awesome prize.

(Oh how I want to see Pirates!)
02/09/2011
Contributor: Mr. E Mr. E
P icking new movies
O n Eden Fantasys to watch and
R eview for discussion at the
N ext Porn Club meeting
C an be fun and may
L ead to enhanced sexual activities
U pstairs in the bedroom with my
B eautiful and sexy wife
02/09/2011
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
I liked that you ran at the end of yours
Hehehe well, ya know, self-preservation and all.
02/09/2011
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
Well, this was another great Porn Club. Thank you Victoria and Gary for hosting this. And thank you Stoya for joining us. I had an awesome time. Night all and congratz to whomever wins the last prize!
Always a pleasure!
02/09/2011
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
Quote:
Originally posted by TitsMcScandal
limericks are hard...
Limericks make me hard. That's right I have a penis. It may be imaginary, but it's almost always hard.
02/09/2011
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. E
P icking new movies
O n Eden Fantasys to watch and
R eview for discussion at the
N ext Porn Club meeting
C an be fun and may
L ead to enhanced sexual activities
U pstairs in the bedroom with my
B eautiful and sexy wife
Nice!
02/09/2011