Community Valentine's Day Party - February 9th @ 7pm EST (Everybody welcome)

Contributor: aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
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Originally posted by TxMommysSavings
awww thats so cute. i wish my hubby was more creative..he just takes me to the store the morning of V Day and tells me to pick out something lmao
aww...

02/09/2012
Contributor: wdanas wdanas
Quote:
Originally posted by acessorie
I guess my husband has ... he works from home lol
Mine too...
02/09/2012
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200; Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000.

Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches; Average length when erect: 5.1.

Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60% (the other 39% lied).
02/09/2012
Contributor: Curiouscat Curiouscat
Quote:
Originally posted by TxMommysSavings
sry i just really wanted to put a post with this in it lol
haha
02/09/2012
Contributor: Sara May Sara May
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
At age seventy, 73% of men are still potent.

A man's testicles increase in size by 50% when he is aroused.

The left testicle usually hangs lower than the right for right-handed men. The opposite is true for lefties.

56% of ... more
I have always found testies interesting objects lol..

and bravo for those women! I always told my man I was going to go to work naked in a trench coat to surprise him.. Dunno what would happen afterwards -.o
02/09/2012
Contributor: geliebt geliebt
Quote:
Originally posted by Llewey
If my bouncing to 4 different schools for my high school career serves as any hint, I never heard of any of these "trends" existing. The jelly band one, where different colors meant different sex acts if broken, was actually satirized.
People do so love to think the youngins are doing terrible awful things, don't they? Problem is, they miss the ACTUAL terrible things we did!
02/09/2012
Contributor: CASpookygirl CASpookygirl
Gonna fix myself a little drink.. brb
02/09/2012
Contributor: SMichelle SMichelle
Quote:
Originally posted by fifi
I can! i met a guy about 2.5 inches, I had to force myself not to giggle and then inform him (as nice as I could) that I couldn't have sex with him cuz I wouldn't have even felt it. He was none too happy. >.>
Did you actually tell him that?
"Sorry, but I won't be able to feel it..."
02/09/2012
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
It's not an Eden party without a little Robot Sex!

Those are procreators, not terminators!
02/09/2012
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
Quote:
Originally posted by gone77
I thought "Fisting in the Dark Ages" was a euphemism for anal fisting?
LMAO

Pretty much any sex act we have today... they had then. idk why people think we just got kinky now lol.

Some of the earliest art pieces depict anal and oral sex and not always between the same sex...

They used to tie females down in Greece ( I think... not sure on location) and spray them with female baboon urine and then release male baboons for an inter species erotic show...
02/09/2012
Contributor: leelee leelee
Must keep up
02/09/2012
Contributor: T&A1987 T&A1987
Quote:
Originally posted by fifi
I can! i met a guy about 2.5 inches, I had to force myself not to giggle and then inform him (as nice as I could) that I couldn't have sex with him cuz I wouldn't have even felt it. He was none too happy. >.>
you know, men are more than numerical measurements of our genitals.
02/09/2012
Contributor: gone77 gone77
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
Congratulations wrmbreze, you've won yourself a prize for being the last poster on page 30!! How do you feel about a Hearts Wand??



Please email me at Sam @ edenfantasys.com with your name and shipping information so I can get that ... more
Congrats, wrmbreeze!
02/09/2012
Contributor: fifi fifi
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
Yeah, those things, lol.
My friends made such huge deals out of those and were constantly changing their minds on what the colors meant. XD
02/09/2012
Contributor: Sbmsvschoolgirl Sbmsvschoolgirl
Quote:
Originally posted by Lucidity
I know, right?
haha
02/09/2012
Contributor: TxMommysSavings TxMommysSavings
Quote:
Originally posted by TxMommysSavings
sry i just really wanted to put a post with this in it lol
AHH double post! WTF?!
02/09/2012
Contributor: aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
Studies have shown that men become sexually aroused nearly every time they dream.

Studies show that, for some unknown reason, the higher the level of education, the more men tend to have wet dreams.

The male fetus is capable of ... more
@ least for my boyfriend, the first one is so true, he wakes up alot trying to do me. from sexy dreams.
02/09/2012
Contributor: TheSinDoll TheSinDoll
The other 39% lied... LMAO
02/09/2012
Contributor: SMichelle SMichelle
Quote:
Originally posted by leelee
Must keep up
Good luck!
02/09/2012
Contributor: acessorie acessorie
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200; Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000.

Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches; Average length when erect: 5.1.

Percent of men who ... more
Most men top out that 2k during their teen years I bet lol
02/09/2012
Contributor: Antipova Antipova
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
At age seventy, 73% of men are still potent.

A man's testicles increase in size by 50% when he is aroused.

The left testicle usually hangs lower than the right for right-handed men. The opposite is true for lefties.

56% of ... more
Wow. That is way older than I would have thought.
02/09/2012
Contributor: Sara May Sara May
Quote:
Originally posted by T&A1987
prenups, yes or no? honestly, i wouldn't care and i don't trust my future self (he has it in for me because of the loans I took out in his name).
no.. Prenups are looking for divorce.. More then 50% of couples who sign prenups divorce... Just a thought..
02/09/2012
Contributor: Valentinka Valentinka
Hello everyone! I'm late but I'm here! Woot-woot!
02/09/2012
Contributor: (k)InkyIvy (k)InkyIvy
Quote:
Originally posted by gone77
Catching up. is proving. difficult. lol
No joke! I've been here from the beginning and I can't even catch up!
02/09/2012
Contributor: PeaceToTheMiddleEast PeaceToTheMiddleEast
Back
02/09/2012
Contributor: wrmbreze wrmbreze
Quote:
Originally posted by gone77
Congrats, wrmbreeze!
Thanks Kristi!!
02/09/2012
Contributor: Curiouscat Curiouscat
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200; Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000.

Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches; Average length when erect: 5.1.

Percent of men who ... more
why would they lie :/ ?
02/09/2012
Contributor: leelee leelee
Quote:
Originally posted by aliceinthehole
@ least for my boyfriend, the first one is so true, he wakes up alot trying to do me. from sexy dreams.
LOL I've woken up to my hubby spanking me in his sleep lol
02/09/2012
Contributor: Sbmsvschoolgirl Sbmsvschoolgirl
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200; Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000.

Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches; Average length when erect: 5.1.

Percent of men who ... more
Yeah they did! Lol
02/09/2012
Contributor: TxMommysSavings TxMommysSavings
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200; Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000.

Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches; Average length when erect: 5.1.

Percent of men who ... more
#3 damn str8t they lied lol
02/09/2012