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Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
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Originally posted by Vaccinium
My last review took a lot out of me- well, out of my penis. I think I hit critical load on the humor for that last review.
I wouldn't be surprised. It would def be hard to top. That was how I felt about my pirate ducky review.
03/18/2011
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
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Originally posted by wetone123
I don't disappear, I'm just new here!
We hope you don't!
03/18/2011
Contributor: Joie de Cherresse Joie de Cherresse
I just caught up on my reviews. Now I just have two new ones for the porn club.
03/18/2011
Contributor: Airekah Airekah
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Originally posted by ZenaidaMacroura
Wow, I had like five overdue reviews and was like "Holy crap must do NOW!" That makes me feel better. Though...one of the reviews was due...months ago...
I only have one assignment overdue, the other 20+ are items I purchased on my own.
03/18/2011
Contributor: ZenaidaMacroura ZenaidaMacroura
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Originally posted by Joie de Cherresse
Sorry y'all I was following people and reading a few reviews!

So any of y'all wanna share what y'all thought of the new dvds we just got?
I've only seen the Scooby Doo one so far. It was funny. That's mostly all I can say for it. It didn't do much for me.
03/18/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
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Originally posted by BBW Talks Toys
I know. I'm a friggin' goddess.
Yup.

And too smart for her own good, apparently
03/18/2011
Contributor: ZenaidaMacroura ZenaidaMacroura
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Originally posted by Airekah
I only have one assignment overdue, the other 20+ are items I purchased on my own.
The really, really overdue one for me is really hard for me to write. I just am completely blank on what to say about it. It was my first paddle, so I'm not sure what to say.
03/18/2011
Contributor: Joie de Cherresse Joie de Cherresse
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Originally posted by ZenaidaMacroura
I've only seen the Scooby Doo one so far. It was funny. That's mostly all I can say for it. It didn't do much for me.
I thought the sex shots were pretty good. One thing that did turn us off was that they all had big bushes, lol.
03/18/2011
Contributor: wetone123 wetone123
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Originally posted by Vaccinium
My last review took a lot out of me- well, out of my penis. I think I hit critical load on the humor for that last review.
Loved that review too! Has me laughing everytime I think about it!
03/18/2011
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
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Originally posted by ZenaidaMacroura
Wow, I had like five overdue reviews and was like "Holy crap must do NOW!" That makes me feel better. Though...one of the reviews was due...months ago...
Mine weren't assigned though. (not to make you feel bad, I hope I don't). My assigned reviews go in as soon as I feel like I can handle them... and sometimes I have to force myself.. like with really boring porn. Those reviews take me like 5 hours.
03/18/2011
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
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Originally posted by Vaccinium
Yup.

And too smart for her own good, apparently
I'm very smart. And very discerning and intuitive. Until I meet someone who is MORE intuitive and discerning than I am and then my world turns upside down.
03/18/2011
Contributor: Joie de Cherresse Joie de Cherresse
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Originally posted by ZenaidaMacroura
The really, really overdue one for me is really hard for me to write. I just am completely blank on what to say about it. It was my first paddle, so I'm not sure what to say.
I have one like that. I still haven't done Lip Service. I just haven't really been able to sit down and watch that one.
03/18/2011
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
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Originally posted by Airekah
well good, I don't feel so bad now. hot, by the way. teasing the office workers in your panties.
I LOVE lying naked in the sun.
03/18/2011
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
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Originally posted by Vaccinium
Yup.

And too smart for her own good, apparently
You're pretty fucking smart too.
03/18/2011
Contributor: wetone123 wetone123
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Originally posted by Airekah
Hello again everyone! I can't believe you guys are still at it!
Party On !!!
03/18/2011
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
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Originally posted by Joie de Cherresse
Sorry y'all I was following people and reading a few reviews!

So any of y'all wanna share what y'all thought of the new dvds we just got?
I didn't get mine yet.... *sob!*
03/18/2011
Contributor: Joie de Cherresse Joie de Cherresse
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Originally posted by Vaccinium
My last review took a lot out of me- well, out of my penis. I think I hit critical load on the humor for that last review.
I'll have to go read that one! LOL! I love funny reviews!
03/18/2011
Contributor: ZenaidaMacroura ZenaidaMacroura
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Originally posted by Joie de Cherresse
I have one like that. I still haven't done Lip Service. I just haven't really been able to sit down and watch that one.
Oh, man! That one SUCKED. It was hard for me, too. I just find it really hard to write about things I don't like or have a hard time getting into using.
03/18/2011
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
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Originally posted by Airekah
I only have one assignment overdue, the other 20+ are items I purchased on my own.
Yep ditto. Stuff like nipple suckers, cuffs, the chain tickler, various bullets.
03/18/2011
Contributor: wetone123 wetone123
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Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
I agree, I usually follow people when they are shiny.
What? I'm not shiny?
03/18/2011
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
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Originally posted by ZenaidaMacroura
Oh, man! That one SUCKED. It was hard for me, too. I just find it really hard to write about things I don't like or have a hard time getting into using.
I hate when that happens. Those are my reviews that sound a little clinical and matter-of-fact. I have WAY more fun and can be way more clever when I like a toy.

Unless I'm making a video making fun of Glee.
03/18/2011
Contributor: Joie de Cherresse Joie de Cherresse
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Originally posted by ZenaidaMacroura
Oh, man! That one SUCKED. It was hard for me, too. I just find it really hard to write about things I don't like or have a hard time getting into using.
Yea me too. I'm not really into all lesbian porn. Not that I have anything wrong with it. I just like to see some dick in my porn too, lol.
03/18/2011
Contributor: Airekah Airekah
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Originally posted by ZenaidaMacroura
The really, really overdue one for me is really hard for me to write. I just am completely blank on what to say about it. It was my first paddle, so I'm not sure what to say.
I found that talking like I am talking to one of my friends really helps me in writing reviews that are good. Most of the time you are 100 percent honest about things you tell your best girl/guy friend and that is what the review should be.. i wrote one on a men's pleasure balm that took me a while because i really had to explain how it was for me and for him. it was a little difficult and my first product that wasn't a dildo or vibrator.
03/18/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
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Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
*snort*
When my wife came home from work to help me, my son's diaper had exploded all over the house, and I spent the next hour cleaning it up.
03/18/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
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Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
I wouldn't be surprised. It would def be hard to top. That was how I felt about my pirate ducky review.
Ooh. Linky?
03/18/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
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Originally posted by BBW Talks Toys
You're pretty fucking smart too.
lol.

I sent you another one.
03/18/2011
Contributor: Joie de Cherresse Joie de Cherresse
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Originally posted by Airekah
I found that talking like I am talking to one of my friends really helps me in writing reviews that are good. Most of the time you are 100 percent honest about things you tell your best girl/guy friend and that is what the review should be.. i wrote ... more
Great advice. I'm gonna use that as well.
03/18/2011
Contributor: ZenaidaMacroura ZenaidaMacroura
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Originally posted by Airekah
I found that talking like I am talking to one of my friends really helps me in writing reviews that are good. Most of the time you are 100 percent honest about things you tell your best girl/guy friend and that is what the review should be.. i wrote ... more
Yeah, I try, but I really don't like anything I write. Even my best reviews seem boring to me or I just don't like them.
03/18/2011
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
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Originally posted by wetone123
What? I'm not shiny?
I just haven't read a post that made me start searching through stuff you have posted in. In my defense... I did just have a student rip me a new one and start talking behind my back to people... one of the insults was that I had no life and spent all day on the site. You may have noticed a gap in my usage for a while there because I was pissed about it.
03/18/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
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Originally posted by wetone123
Loved that review too! Has me laughing everytime I think about it!
Thank you. I'll have you know he was punished severely for his crimes.
03/18/2011