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Contributor: DeliciousSurprise DeliciousSurprise
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Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
oh, how quaint.
03/18/2011
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
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Originally posted by DeliciousSurprise
oh, how quaint.
lol
03/18/2011
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
But looking for that also got me these which are pure awesomeness



03/18/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
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Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
I actually have something like that, but it's in the form of an alligator stuffed animal. I received it 15 years ago when I got married, and the batteries in it (to play a song) still work.
03/18/2011
Contributor: DeliciousSurprise DeliciousSurprise
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
I actually have something like that, but it's in the form of an alligator stuffed animal. I received it 15 years ago when I got married, and the batteries in it (to play a song) still work.
wait, what?
03/18/2011
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
I actually have something like that, but it's in the form of an alligator stuffed animal. I received it 15 years ago when I got married, and the batteries in it (to play a song) still work.
lmao, thats awesome. you have the best friend ever
03/18/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
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Originally posted by DeliciousSurprise
wait, what?
What's not clear. It is a thong in the shape of an alligator that I stick my dick into. And it plays a song when its (the gator's) head is squeezed.
03/18/2011
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
Quote:
Originally posted by DeliciousSurprise
wait, what?
I did a double take too
03/18/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
lmao, thats awesome. you have the best friend ever
I'm thinking he might need to come out for the Easter photoshoot.
03/18/2011
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
here, V... just for you:

03/18/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
Quote:
Originally posted by BBW Talks Toys
here, V... just for you:

That's what I'm talkin' about.
03/18/2011
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
*mami, no me haces eso...*
03/18/2011
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
I'm thinking he might need to come out for the Easter photoshoot.
.... so your cock gave you the alligator? because thats like 10X more impressive.
03/18/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
creeping up on 3K posts
03/18/2011
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
.... so your cock gave you the alligator? because thats like 10X more impressive.
*snort*
03/18/2011
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
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Originally posted by Vaccinium
creeping up on 3K posts
I know! And where is Sam to reward us?!?!

Surely there is nothing more important that this?
03/18/2011
Contributor: DeliciousSurprise DeliciousSurprise
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Originally posted by Vaccinium
creeping up on 3K posts
Faster, Vacci! Don't make me get my crop.
03/18/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
.... so your cock gave you the alligator? because thats like 10X more impressive.
My cock does have a mind of its own. And one eye, as we've established.
03/18/2011
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
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Originally posted by BBW Talks Toys
*snort*
You know you love me
03/18/2011
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
I know! And where is Sam to reward us?!?!

Surely there is nothing more important that this?
Not sleep.... not sex....
03/18/2011
Contributor: DeliciousSurprise DeliciousSurprise
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Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
I know! And where is Sam to reward us?!?!

Surely there is nothing more important that this?
maybe if we all think "SAM!" at the same time she'll awaken and join us.
03/18/2011
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
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Originally posted by DeliciousSurprise
Faster, Vacci! Don't make me get my crop.
It's big!
03/18/2011
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
You know you love me
Very much, my friend, very much
03/18/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
Quote:
Originally posted by DeliciousSurprise
maybe if we all think "SAM!" at the same time she'll awaken and join us.
She'll just be really pissed off.
03/18/2011
Contributor: DeliciousSurprise DeliciousSurprise
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Originally posted by BBW Talks Toys
It's big!
It's the appropriate size for a crop, but the box is large.

It's powerful, though
03/18/2011
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
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Originally posted by Vaccinium
My cock does have a mind of its own. And one eye, as we've established.
It also thinks vaginas are terrifying black holes. Which again brings up that whole "No woman can make me come" comment
03/18/2011
Contributor: DeliciousSurprise DeliciousSurprise
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
She'll just be really pissed off.
no cuz we won't tell her we psychically awakened her.

Duh.
03/18/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
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Originally posted by BBW Talks Toys
It's big!
Of that, I have no doubt.
03/18/2011
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
I just had to skip a song on Pandora because they were using some recording of some women crying all tragically, and then he sings in Spanish all whiny.
03/18/2011
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
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Originally posted by BBW Talks Toys
Not sleep.... not sex....
Pffft you can do both of those here!
03/18/2011