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Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
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Originally posted by sexyintexas
I have this picture in my head of The "G" Spot...a club for playas!
Ohhhhh there's a night club background available! What sorts of things would people do/discuss in the G-Spot?
05/19/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
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Originally posted by Airen Wolf
eeeep best not to do that then...couse you would get a kick out of photographing mushrooms growing in your new boudoir
You have no idea how unhappy she was about me introducing her to Ewegenia. She thought the joke was decidedly unfunny.
05/19/2011
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
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Originally posted by Vaccinium
You have no idea how unhappy she was about me introducing her to Ewegenia. She thought the joke was decidedly unfunny.
REALLY?
05/19/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
Re: cleaning, there could be the toy-cleaning version of the "magic sock"...
05/19/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
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Originally posted by BBW Talks Toys
I think this would be HYSTERICAL... this could even be funny if we could actually write up the script, record ourselves doing it (with or without face) then we can mash the clips together to look like a real show.
I wish but we are limited by the software available....though if you wanted to do that as a side show (again pun intended) I am sure it would be ok...Sam?
05/19/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
Quote:
Originally posted by BBW Talks Toys
REALLY?
Yeah...

She won't even read the review.
05/19/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
Ohhhhh there's a night club background available! What sorts of things would people do/discuss in the G-Spot?
Have charts on where it is supposed to be...talking about whether it exists or not and what kind of things the could use to test the theory....maybe curved veggies for g-spot didlos...let me think on this.
05/19/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
I wish but we are limited by the software available....though if you wanted to do that as a side show (again pun intended) I am sure it would be ok...Sam?
I'm sure someone (I'll volunteer Kindred) could do it with everyone recording their voices with sock puppets...
05/19/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by sexyintexas
I have this picture in my head of The "G" Spot...a club for playas!
Haha, that's a great visual!
05/19/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
You have no idea how unhappy she was about me introducing her to Ewegenia. She thought the joke was decidedly unfunny.
Poor Ewegenia
05/19/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
You have no idea how unhappy she was about me introducing her to Ewegenia. She thought the joke was decidedly unfunny.
That's a shame
05/19/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
You have no idea how unhappy she was about me introducing her to Ewegenia. She thought the joke was decidedly unfunny.
Awwww sounds like she has some jealousy issues. Still Ewgenia could never replace her, she can't walk upright and no one would feel comfortable if you introduced Ewgenia at a dinner with the boss....
05/19/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Vaccinium
I'm sure someone (I'll volunteer Kindred) could do it with everyone recording their voices with sock puppets...
There you go, volun-telling Kindred to do stuff again
05/19/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
Ohhhhh there's a night club background available! What sorts of things would people do/discuss in the G-Spot?
People could discuss what the "G" stands for in "G-spot" Yes, I know what it stands for, but does everyone?
05/19/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
Re: cleaning, there could be the toy-cleaning version of the "magic sock"...
elaborate please?
05/19/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
Re: cleaning, there could be the toy-cleaning version of the "magic sock"...
LMFAO! Chuck comes home after being on the road for a while and I am scared of his socks!!! I asked him once if he was scared of getting them pregnant.
05/19/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
Awwww sounds like she has some jealousy issues. Still Ewgenia could never replace her, she can't walk upright and no one would feel comfortable if you introduced Ewgenia at a dinner with the boss....
It ain't jealousy, just decidedly different senses of humor. Sigh.
05/19/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
I'm sure someone (I'll volunteer Kindred) could do it with everyone recording their voices with sock puppets...
Kindred would be so amused....serves him right for not being here...
05/19/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by sexyintexas
LMFAO! Chuck comes home after being on the road for a while and I am scared of his socks!!! I asked him once if he was scared of getting them pregnant.
Naw he is just romantically attached to them...you should get him a Ewgenia for his very own.
05/19/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
elaborate please?
Never heard of the "magic sock"?

OK, be warned, you probably don't want to know... Some guys ejaculate into the same sock so often without washing it that it can eventually stand up on its own. Hence the "magic" part. Rubbing the bodily fluids off toys wouldn't be much of a stretch.
05/19/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
Quote:
Originally posted by sexyintexas
LMFAO! Chuck comes home after being on the road for a while and I am scared of his socks!!! I asked him once if he was scared of getting them pregnant.
LMAO.
05/19/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
People could discuss what the "G" stands for in "G-spot" Yes, I know what it stands for, but does everyone?
Grafenburg or something like that...yeah the bean, maybe a joke about growing beans in there?
05/19/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
It ain't jealousy, just decidedly different senses of humor. Sigh.
hmmmmmm so raunchy sheep humor just ain't her thing? How about raunchy COW humor???
05/19/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by sexyintexas
Grafenburg or something like that...yeah the bean, maybe a joke about growing beans in there?
that could work...they have a dance move that is hilarious!
05/19/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
Never heard of the "magic sock"?

OK, be warned, you probably don't want to know... Some guys ejaculate into the same sock so often without washing it that it can eventually stand up on its own. Hence the "magic" part. ... more
ERGH....no words...
05/19/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
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Originally posted by Airen Wolf
Naw he is just romantically attached to them...you should get him a Ewgenia for his very own.
Haha, he tells me well I couldn't find anything else...bought him a STACK of the individual Cum-Kleen wipes.
05/19/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
hmmmmmm so raunchy sheep humor just ain't her thing? How about raunchy COW humor???
It's the "raunchy" part that is the issue. I'm about to tell her she's starting to become her mother. Of course, I'd like to live to see the next day, so I probably won't do that.
05/19/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
ERGH....no words...
You asked.
05/19/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
hmmmmmm so raunchy sheep humor just ain't her thing? How about raunchy COW humor???
Oh man, if she didn't like Ewegenia I can't imagine what she'd say to a bovine!
05/19/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
It's the "raunchy" part that is the issue. I'm about to tell her she's starting to become her mother. Of course, I'd like to live to see the next day, so I probably won't do that.
Probably not the best move you could make if you expect sex anytime in the next year....
05/19/2011