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Screen Writers Club Meeting- May 19, 2011 at 5 pm EST

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Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
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Originally posted by Vaccinium
How would anyone know the difference?
I guess if she were dressed colonially then no one would!
05/19/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
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Originally posted by Airen Wolf
Ewgenia must feel right at home....
05/19/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Airen Wolf
I had a hilarious image of Bill ,our announcer looking at the camera and saying "This just in...licking your toys clean after play isn't considered sanitary, according to the good folks at Eden Fantasys!"
I love that! Please make that happen
05/19/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
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Originally posted by Airen Wolf
I also have an idea for the Eden Talks! show...how to clean your toys properly. You know, how licking them clean isn't considered sanitary.
Lol too funny!
05/19/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
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Originally posted by Airen Wolf
I had a hilarious image of Bill ,our announcer looking at the camera and saying "This just in...licking your toys clean after play isn't considered sanitary, according to the good folks at Eden Fantasys!"
I suppose letting your dog lick it (the toy) clean isn't such a good option, either?

Or wiping it clean on the bed sheets.
05/19/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
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Originally posted by Jul!a
I love that! Please make that happen
Then switching to Monica who tells about a movie she saw where a toy was used anally and then cleaned improperly....which wuld have the gross out factor I am looking for without the truly icky description.
05/19/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
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Originally posted by Airen Wolf
Sure if they have a Betsy Ross paper doll!
They should have a blow up Betsy Ross
05/19/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
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Originally posted by Vaccinium
I suppose letting your dog lick it (the toy) clean isn't such a good option, either?

Or wiping it clean on the bed sheets.
There ya go! Rinsing it in the toilet and drying it with your underwear is also not really recommended....
05/19/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
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Originally posted by sexyintexas
They should have a blow up Betsy Ross
Hey there Sexy!
05/19/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
I suppose letting your dog lick it (the toy) clean isn't such a good option, either?

Or wiping it clean on the bed sheets.
Remind me never to eat at your house...or sit on the furniture!
05/19/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Airen Wolf
Then switching to Monica who tells about a movie she saw where a toy was used anally and then cleaned improperly....which wuld have the gross out factor I am looking for without the truly icky description.
Yes, it so would
05/19/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
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Originally posted by Airen Wolf
Hey there Sexy!
I went to the wrong thread lol
05/19/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
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Originally posted by sexyintexas
Remind me never to eat at your house...or sit on the furniture!
Just bring your own utensils and plates....
05/19/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
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Originally posted by Airen Wolf
There ya go! Rinsing it in the toilet and drying it with your underwear is also not really recommended....
I dunno... my kids think wiping anything on their sleeves gets it clean.
05/19/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
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Originally posted by sexyintexas
Remind me never to eat at your house...or sit on the furniture!
I'm thinking I'd get in a little bit of trouble if you could say that you were on my bedsheets.
05/19/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
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Originally posted by Jul!a
Yes, it so would
She could explain that in a recent interview with an Edenite she learned that ass to mouth is just plain unsanitary play habits....or something.
05/19/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
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Originally posted by Vaccinium
I dunno... my kids think wiping anything on their sleeves gets it clean.
Fishtanks would probably be out of the question too....
05/19/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
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Originally posted by Vaccinium
I'm thinking I'd get in a little bit of trouble if you could say that you were on my bedsheets.
Hmmmmmm you'd not be seeing those sheets again for a very long time I imagine....
05/19/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Airen Wolf
She could explain that in a recent interview with an Edenite she learned that ass to mouth is just plain unsanitary play habits....or something.
I think that would be a great idea.
05/19/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
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Originally posted by Vaccinium
I dunno... my kids think wiping anything on their sleeves gets it clean.
Would make for some funky sleeves....
05/19/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
FYI, Airen, Jobthingy brought up something on Skype where she said that she was reading where someone was preaching *against* using alcohol to clean toys (or specific kinds of toys). We all found that interesting.
05/19/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
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Originally posted by Airen Wolf
She could explain that in a recent interview with an Edenite she learned that ass to mouth is just plain unsanitary play habits....or something.
Maybe her puppy gets a yest infection in its mouth...eww..ok that was just plain gross lol.
05/19/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
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Originally posted by sexyintexas
Fishtanks would probably be out of the question too....
Poor fish! OMG this is great stuff guys, keep it coming (pun intended)
05/19/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
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Originally posted by Airen Wolf
Hmmmmmm you'd not be seeing those sheets again for a very long time I imagine....
Lol probably not!
05/19/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
Hmmmmmm you'd not be seeing those sheets again for a very long time I imagine....
I'd not be seeing the inside of the house for a very long time.
05/19/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
FYI, Airen, Jobthingy brought up something on Skype where she said that she was reading where someone was preaching *against* using alcohol to clean toys (or specific kinds of toys). We all found that interesting.
huh? I know alcohol can mar the finish on some softer plastics but it should be ok for use on most toys. You'd want to let it dry before using it internally maybe if you are super sensitive but it won't cause any problems with yeast or bacteria overgrowth...only hydrogen peroxide does that.
05/19/2011
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
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Originally posted by Airen Wolf
I also have an idea for the Eden Talks! show...how to clean your toys properly. You know, how licking them clean isn't considered sanitary.
I think this would be HYSTERICAL... this could even be funny if we could actually write up the script, record ourselves doing it (with or without face) then we can mash the clips together to look like a real show.
05/19/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
I have this picture in my head of The "G" Spot...a club for playas!
05/19/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
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Originally posted by Vaccinium
I'd not be seeing the inside of the house for a very long time.
eeeep best not to do that then...couse you would get a kick out of photographing mushrooms growing in your new boudoir
05/19/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
huh? I know alcohol can mar the finish on some softer plastics but it should be ok for use on most toys. You'd want to let it dry before using it internally maybe if you are super sensitive but it won't cause any problems with yeast or ... more
It was in the paperwork that came with the Extase Elegance, which I imagine y'all know far more about than I do.
05/19/2011