I like giving blowjobs, but they're always really boring to watch. I mean, I'm really not much of a porn person - I like parodies with clever puns and porn with comedic story lines because I think of porn as just a movie with sex in it. There was one scene in an Alice in Wonderland porno that I love (it's a musical from the 70's, and it's absolutely hilarious) where Humpty Dumpty had fallen and he "couldn't get up." Alice gave him some head and made it happen and it was an absolutely perfect scene. So for my non-self-pleasuring needs, it can sometimes be a good plot device. It doesn't really turn me on, though.