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Contributor: Sammi Sammi
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Originally posted by Red
there's already a Dexter parody....Dexxxter link
How did I miss this one?? Thanks for the link
03/03/2010
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
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Originally posted by Red
Twilight - obvs the Vamp would need to make an appearance

And lets see a terminator-franchise porn. That would be badass. The evil T-1000 could make his hands into any shaped dildo...

What I would LOVE to see would be something like ... more
live action The Tick...you're a hero to me now
03/03/2010
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
I'd do a "Hitman" porn parody, I would also jump through a flaming hoop of death and spinny sharp blades, with rocket cannons pointed at my vehicle if that is what it would take to get Olga Kurylenko in the movie (she is the actress in the movie)

And what about classic cartoons like Flintstones or Jetsons... or the smurfs for that matter..
03/04/2010
Contributor: Luscious Lily Luscious Lily
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
OH OH OH

HP LOVECRAFT!!!

REAL tentacle porn!
I'll never look at Call of Cthulu the same way again. Rawr.

I'd like to see a porn spoof of Hogan's Heroes. And Bill Nye the Science Guy. (though not with him, obviously)

And Mythbusters? Please?
03/04/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
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Originally posted by Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
haha, that might explain why he was not into DR. Girlfriend

In the parody what would Brock character be named, maybe "Sam Brockson"? "Nurse Girlfriend", and maybe "The Butterfly"

Still think I could make a ... more
HA! Squidbillies Porn! What would be the best, is if you could also get the Unknown Hinson to do the voice of Early Cuyler!
03/04/2010
Contributor: Jill Ingoff Jill Ingoff
Quote:
Originally posted by Red
Twilight - obvs the Vamp would need to make an appearance

And lets see a terminator-franchise porn. That would be badass. The evil T-1000 could make his hands into any shaped dildo...

What I would LOVE to see would be something like ... more
lol Red, there's already two twilight porn parodies!! I'm in the process of writing reviews on them for my blogs ;o)
03/06/2010
Contributor: Jill Ingoff Jill Ingoff
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Originally posted by Gary
...what movie or show would you choose?

I was thinking about this out of boredom over the weekend. Did you know there is a Monday Night Football porn Parody? Why? Out of ideas perhaps?

Surely you guys come up with something way better!
LOL yesterday I stumbled across a porn parody for Edward Scissorhands!! God, it was SO hilarious. They called it Edward Penishands or something like that.. hmm what would I like to see done that hasn't been done already?

A Batman one with Poison Ivy and the Joker. Has that been done?
Umm... what else.. I'd like to see Beetlejuice parodied.. but nothing too gross!
Sweeney Todd - I have macabre taste

I love classic films so I'd also like to see:

Hitchcock's Rear Window (1954) - it could be like voyeur porn
The Postman Always Rings Twice (1946) - that could be hot
Dr. Strangelove (1964) - it would be hilarious!
03/06/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
Quote:
Originally posted by Jill Ingoff
LOL yesterday I stumbled across a porn parody for Edward Scissorhands!! God, it was SO hilarious. They called it Edward Penishands or something like that.. hmm what would I like to see done that hasn't been done already?

A Batman one with ... more
Yes!!! I saw Edward Penis Hands when I was in High School. I remember it being pretty hilarious, although I haven't seen it since.
03/08/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
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Originally posted by Jill Ingoff
LOL yesterday I stumbled across a porn parody for Edward Scissorhands!! God, it was SO hilarious. They called it Edward Penishands or something like that.. hmm what would I like to see done that hasn't been done already?

A Batman one with ... more
...also, I am 99% positive that somewhere I saw a porno called "The Postman Always Cums Twice".
03/08/2010
Contributor: Jill Ingoff Jill Ingoff
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Originally posted by Gary
...also, I am 99% positive that somewhere I saw a porno called "The Postman Always Cums Twice".
lol I'm gonna have to check that out!
03/15/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
Quote:
Originally posted by Jill Ingoff
LOL yesterday I stumbled across a porn parody for Edward Scissorhands!! God, it was SO hilarious. They called it Edward Penishands or something like that.. hmm what would I like to see done that hasn't been done already?

A Batman one with ... more
I knew someone suggested Batman on this thread... someone must have been listening
03/25/2010
Contributor: EndlessFrost EndlessFrost
Justice league. Hopefully delivering the gay that the batman xxx one failed to bring.
03/13/2011
Contributor: oohlookasquirrel oohlookasquirrel
I think the best parodies are for the shows/movies that you watched while thinking "why don't these two characters just fuck already???" The Office parodies were such a good idea because I spent so much time getting annoyed that Jim and Pam weren't fucking, and there's something incredibly satisfying about watching a parody where the characters can actually give in to the sexual tension that we never get to see fulfilled in the real show.
04/17/2011
Contributor: oohlookasquirrel oohlookasquirrel
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Originally posted by Luscious Lily
I'll never look at Call of Cthulu the same way again. Rawr.

I'd like to see a porn spoof of Hogan's Heroes. And Bill Nye the Science Guy. (though not with him, obviously)

And Mythbusters? Please?
LOVE the Mythbusters idea. It should be a weekly series. They could bust all those sexual myths. Does fruit juice make your cum taste better? Only one way to find out, with a large sample size! Does having sex with lots of men make your vagina less tight? Have an orgy and then see how she feels the next day! They could test all of those "male enhancement pills" too, or that "I slipped and fell and end up with a cucumber in my ass!" story.
04/17/2011
Contributor: Rhazya Rhazya
I'm sure these two will get me odd looks but the first two that came to mind for me (I don't know if these exist already.) something having to do with Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers and Captain Planet and the Planeteers.
10/05/2011
Contributor: namelesschaos namelesschaos
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Originally posted by Rhazya
I'm sure these two will get me odd looks but the first two that came to mind for me (I don't know if these exist already.) something having to do with Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers and Captain Planet and the Planeteers.
I've thought about a power rangers parody before but I actually think those after mighty morphing are more ripe for parody see my ideas in this thread: link


Also I've gotten back into video games lately and I have to add Mass Effect (ASS Effect?) to the list. Heck some of Mordin's inter-species sex advice almost writes the scripts for you : link link link link

P.S. Mordin, best inter-species sex educator ever, good singer too: link If they can sneak that into a pardy I'm sold.
10/08/2011
Contributor: allehcat allehcat
Count Jackula would be mine. Pitched this idea to the man and he lol'd for a good 5 minutes.
10/08/2011
Contributor: LilLostLenore LilLostLenore
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Originally posted by Sammi
I think House (the TV show) would be hysterical.

And a hard version of Big Love
they have a scrubs porn parody. lol i think this is the closest to house it gets lol.
10/10/2011
Contributor: LilLostLenore LilLostLenore
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
OH OH OH

HP LOVECRAFT!!!

REAL tentacle porn!
um they do have real tentacle porn here watch.
link
10/10/2011
Contributor: LilLostLenore LilLostLenore
I would like a live action nightmare before christmas porn. you know that would be epic.
10/10/2011
Contributor: LilLostLenore LilLostLenore
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Originally posted by oohlookasquirrel
LOVE the Mythbusters idea. It should be a weekly series. They could bust all those sexual myths. Does fruit juice make your cum taste better? Only one way to find out, with a large sample size! Does having sex with lots of men make your vagina ... more
It would be epic if Kari Byron would agree to the myth busters porn.
10/10/2011
Contributor: CS2012 CS2012
Full House

Adam - 12

Dragnet (the colored 60s version)
10/17/2011
Contributor: CS2012 CS2012
Quote:
Originally posted by Rhazya
I'm sure these two will get me odd looks but the first two that came to mind for me (I don't know if these exist already.) something having to do with Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers and Captain Planet and the Planeteers.
I love the idea of a Captain Planet and the Planeteers parody. I love that cartoon show.
10/17/2011
Contributor: CS2012 CS2012
Thundercats (80s cartoon version)

Jem! This cartoon is also known as Jem And The Holograms.

He-Man

She-Ra

The He-Man & She-Ra one should obviously be a separate porno since they are brother and sister and two different series.
10/17/2011
Contributor: chicken12 chicken12
Harry Potter - Draco/Harry all over the place.
10/17/2011
Contributor: Double Analysis Double Analysis
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
A few others that might be fun:

Dexter

How I Met Your Mother

and the already appropriately titled The Big Bang Theory
Dexter and BBT totally already exist, but I'm not sure about HIMYM. That was my vote! You just know there'd be a Lily and Robin scene!
04/10/2012
Contributor: Quadropheniac Quadropheniac
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
...what movie or show would you choose?

I was thinking about this out of boredom over the weekend. Did you know there is a Monday Night Football porn Parody? Why? Out of ideas perhaps?

Surely you guys come up with something way better!
A non-animated Futurama? No...I don't want to ruin it for myself. Probably Big Lebowski.
04/29/2012
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Transformers. I already read enough naughty fanfiction of it, seeing an actual porn parody would be either awesome or hilarious, and I don't care which it turns out to be. Also love the Mythbusters idea set forth by Luscious Lily.

Basically, I'm trying to somehow work explosions and/or giant robots into my porn viewing experience... Why yes, I am a robosexual, why do you ask?
04/29/2012
Contributor: Dreaus Dreaus
how about a X-Men parody?
you could call it X-Rated Men !!!

or ... wait for it!!!!

Napoleon Dynamite parody!!?? hun..hun
04/29/2012
Contributor: woodsdragon woodsdragon
I'd like to see one based off the TV show Bones. bunch of nerdy pent up scientist banging in a billion dollar lab...
05/12/2012