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Contributor: Gary Gary
...what movie or show would you choose?

I was thinking about this out of boredom over the weekend. Did you know there is a Monday Night Football porn Parody? Why? Out of ideas perhaps?

Surely you guys come up with something way better!
03/01/2010
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Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
Well, X-Files has already been done ...

I always thought it'd be funny as hell to have a porn parody of those old 1930's science fiction space operas. I'm not talking 'Barbarella', I mean the type with the super competent space hero, the ingenue princess, the swarthy alien emperor, and all those nameless minions (humanoid or robot, take your pick). Like Rick Jones or the Rocketeer or any of those old serials.

Evil Galactic Emperor: "I will give you a reason to scream, my girl - now grab your ankles, Princess Clitora!"

LOL
03/01/2010
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
...what movie or show would you choose?

I was thinking about this out of boredom over the weekend. Did you know there is a Monday Night Football porn Parody? Why? Out of ideas perhaps?

Surely you guys come up with something way better!
Harry Potter.

It'd be a teacher screw fest...

No students... Well they would have to be 18 years or older.

Snape and Hagrid on Sibyll Trelawney

Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody with Minerva McGonagall (a slightly younger version of both)

Crazy [@.@]
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If your implying that Eden Fantasys is going to be starting a porn production and directing project, I am willing to be your number #1 director. I am very creative... and for all you know I know lots about cameras

Just jokin' about the director/eden fantasys part, although it would be cool
03/01/2010
Contributor: TacoODoom TacoODoom
Not so much a parody, but I really want some zombie porn with good theatrical make-up, no plot to speak of, and a good soundtrack, like zombies shagging to johnny cash and the damned...

i'm a bit of an odd duck i know...
03/01/2010
Contributor: SexyTigerX SexyTigerX
Quote:
Originally posted by Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
Harry Potter.

It'd be a teacher screw fest...

No students... Well they would have to be 18 years or older.

Snape and Hagrid on Sibyll Trelawney

Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody with Minerva McGonagall (a slightly ... more
OMG, how funny! No wait, that's just kind of scary. Mad-Eye Moody no way. Oh man and Hagrid. I just have to stop thinking about that. It might fry my brain or something. haha

How about Pirates of the Caribbean! A Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom look alike. I can think about that one.
03/01/2010
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
I think House (the TV show) would be hysterical.

And a hard version of Big Love
03/01/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
...what movie or show would you choose?

I was thinking about this out of boredom over the weekend. Did you know there is a Monday Night Football porn Parody? Why? Out of ideas perhaps?

Surely you guys come up with something way better!
Ok how about something really oddball? I just saw "Thinner" by Steven King...so I was thinking a movie called "Tighter". It would be a curse...she'd (or he'd) be so horny but so damn tight...being the odd duck Steven King would probably make a cameo. OMG that would be epic or downright scary I can't decide.
03/02/2010
Contributor: deceased deceased
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
I think House (the TV show) would be hysterical.

And a hard version of Big Love
Thats what I was thinking, House. Everyone's already involved with everyone else.
03/02/2010
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
I think House (the TV show) would be hysterical.

And a hard version of Big Love
I would have never thought of Big Love - but now I'm imagining how that could work. Naughty Sammi!

Is there a Venture Brothers porn parody / animated thingy yet?
03/02/2010
Contributor: namelesschaos namelesschaos
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
I think House (the TV show) would be hysterical.

And a hard version of Big Love
I second this, mainly because I have a little celeb crush on Amanda Seyfried I'd watch it just for the pornification of her character on the show.

Also adding a parody of Mean Girls because in addition to the celeb crush on I also have one on Lindsey Lohan. I've even planed out a "screenplay" of how the porno parody would go down in my head. I would absolutely by a porn parody of that even thought I know it going to inevitable fall short of the perverted vision in my head.

And Lastly, a parody of a Scanner Darkly, i want to see what a massive orgy would like via the lens of the interpolated rotoscope technique used in the film.
03/02/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
I would have never thought of Big Love - but now I'm imagining how that could work. Naughty Sammi!

Is there a Venture Brothers porn parody / animated thingy yet?
As much as I obsess over the Venture Brothers, this had never occurred to me. Good Job!
03/02/2010
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
Ok how about something really oddball? I just saw "Thinner" by Steven King...so I was thinking a movie called "Tighter". It would be a curse...she'd (or he'd) be so horny but so damn tight...being the odd duck Steven King ... more
yeah...this could work


for the HP reference: Read fanfic. That's about all they do in it.

"A jerker darkly"...I like that idea. Any of Philip K. Dick's stuff would be interesting...Blade Runner?

I've seen stuff for zombie porn. Look around, you'll find it.

I'd like to see the Oli North trials in porn...just to see how they'd do it...maybe the McCarthy trials?

Shadowrun porn (elves and cyberwear)
Tron...have to be all black light (nothing wrong with that)

I'd like to also see a series where everyday people get to have sex with a porn star and do their own movie.

"Paranormal Activity" would be a great porn too!
03/02/2010
Contributor: SexyTigerX SexyTigerX
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
yeah...this could work


for the HP reference: Read fanfic. That's about all they do in it.

"A jerker darkly"...I like that idea. Any of Philip K. Dick's stuff would be interesting...Blade Runner?

I've ... more
Ooooh, Blade Runner........cool!
03/02/2010
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
OH OH OH

HP LOVECRAFT!!!

REAL tentacle porn!
03/02/2010
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
I would have never thought of Big Love - but now I'm imagining how that could work. Naughty Sammi!

Is there a Venture Brothers porn parody / animated thingy yet?
It would make my guilty pleasure show just that much more of a guilty pleasure
03/02/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
I just saw that Vivid is casting for a Grease parody. While I will probably not watch this parody, I love Grease
03/02/2010
Contributor: namelesschaos namelesschaos
I thought of another one Burn Notice,(Bang Notice?) just imagine the fun they could have playing with the voice over technique used on the show: "Leather masks in addition to being standard dungeon gear are also the perfect way to conceal your identity when you have to go under cover at a gangbang".

Also imagine sex toys being used for Michel Weston style spy craft: "Stainless steal toys in addition to being hard and good for temp play also make great impromptu weapons..." you could even make the VO educational "just make sure to if you get any blood on it that you sterilize it by...". Lastly, just imagine how they could pornofiy trigger happy Fiona!
03/02/2010
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
yeah...this could work


for the HP reference: Read fanfic. That's about all they do in it.

"A jerker darkly"...I like that idea. Any of Philip K. Dick's stuff would be interesting...Blade Runner?

I've ... more
Forget the fanfics I want harry potter fan's money!

No disrespect to fanfic writers...

As for the venture bros, you gotta bring Brock into it! Brock and Dr.Girlfriend... that would be crazy.
03/02/2010
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
A few others that might be fun:

Dexter

How I Met Your Mother

and the already appropriately titled The Big Bang Theory
03/02/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
yeah...this could work


for the HP reference: Read fanfic. That's about all they do in it.

"A jerker darkly"...I like that idea. Any of Philip K. Dick's stuff would be interesting...Blade Runner?

I've ... more
LOL Tron is Sigel's favorite movie...he'd totally go for a porn version.
03/02/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by namelesschaos
I thought of another one Burn Notice,(Bang Notice?) just imagine the fun they could have playing with the voice over technique used on the show: "Leather masks in addition to being standard dungeon gear are also the perfect way to conceal your ... more
OMG and when they do a face on shot of any actress it would have the last thing said about them flash on the screen..."The Oversexed Anal Slut". I would so watch this every week
03/02/2010
Contributor: Darling Dove Darling Dove
I'm from a younger subset than most people here and so I'll have to say Pokemon.

Before anyone screams pedophila or beastiality, the version in my head would be a lot different.. The characters are all grown up, instead of keeping little monsters as pets they keep humans, in cosplay and bondage, as pets. The battles are an issue of 'lasting', basically whoever cums first loses.

The pikachu cosplayer would have a secret move with electrostim toys and the bulbasaur cosplayer would use whips. Charmanders cosplayer, candles and hot wax, and squirtle would always be, er... premature.

Of course if there was ever a battle that couldn't be settled by their cute little 'pets' then the trainers themselves would have to get involved. The stadium concept would be the ultimate in voyeur and so some 'pokemon' would be too shy to battle. Oh, and the move earthquake, which is vastly overpowered in the game series.. would have to be done with the Hitachi.

It'd be amazingly weird, at least. I'd watch it.
03/03/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
Quote:
Originally posted by Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
Forget the fanfics I want harry potter fan's money!

No disrespect to fanfic writers...

As for the venture bros, you gotta bring Brock into it! Brock and Dr.Girlfriend... that would be crazy.
I kind of like how you can't search for anything on the internet without finding porn. That may be bad for lots of reasons, but it often brightens my day. Anyway... Last night I was looking for an image of the Monarchs logo, and found a picture of Brock and the Monarch, gettin' down. It made me laugh very loud!
03/03/2010
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
I kind of like how you can't search for anything on the internet without finding porn. That may be bad for lots of reasons, but it often brightens my day. Anyway... Last night I was looking for an image of the Monarchs logo, and found a picture ... more
HEY! You didn't show me that! Ha, the Monarch is grimacing!
03/03/2010
Contributor: Kayla Kayla
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
I think House (the TV show) would be hysterical.

And a hard version of Big Love
I'd *so* want to see a House one. It'd be hot. Love House.

So, I took Gary's idea and decided to search, and well, House naked. (Adult)
link
03/03/2010
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
I kind of like how you can't search for anything on the internet without finding porn. That may be bad for lots of reasons, but it often brightens my day. Anyway... Last night I was looking for an image of the Monarchs logo, and found a picture ... more
haha, that might explain why he was not into DR. Girlfriend

In the parody what would Brock character be named, maybe "Sam Brockson"? "Nurse Girlfriend", and maybe "The Butterfly"

Still think I could make a killer...great (is a better word) porn movie of Harry Potter, you give me the money, the tech and I'll make you a billionaire...

I mean Tonks... right their you might have a good amount of money.

Oh god what would a squidbilly spoof be... green people like they did in the episode where Rusty got "kidnapped" and they were showing re-enactments of the supposed crime using people painted green
03/03/2010
Contributor: Epiphora Epiphora
Lost. Plz.
03/03/2010
Contributor: Red Red
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
A few others that might be fun:

Dexter

How I Met Your Mother

and the already appropriately titled The Big Bang Theory
there's already a Dexter parody....Dexxxter link
03/03/2010
Contributor: Red Red
Twilight - obvs the Vamp would need to make an appearance

And lets see a terminator-franchise porn. That would be badass. The evil T-1000 could make his hands into any shaped dildo...

What I would LOVE to see would be something like the Rocky and Bullwinkle show (or something else animated and kitchy) as a live action porn parody. The production values would have to be up there though....I'm thinking something like "the Tick" live action.
03/03/2010
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
Quote:
Originally posted by Kayla
I'd *so* want to see a House one. It'd be hot. Love House.

So, I took Gary's idea and decided to search, and well, House naked. (Adult)
link
Oh, my!
03/03/2010