In response to critics who claimed the 45-year-old Desperate Housewives star had gone under the knife and endured the Botox needle, Hatcher posted unabashedly detailed photos of her face, scowling in all the right ways. Hatcher’s commentary for the pix: “Out of the bath, getting ready for bed. Thought about all those damn critics about my face. Love it or hate it, my face that is, no surgery, no implants, no matter what ‘they’ say.” The fact that she has critics of her face, not her work, is a sad thing in and of itself, but at least she’s put “them” in their place.

In other public nakedness, a survey from the online travel community TripAdvisor has determined that more people than ever are interested in jaunting off to nude beaches and clothing-optional vacations—or “Nakations,” according to USA Today.

The American Association of Nude Recreation has been encouraging this trend, especially in light of the difficulty people face when battling against airport security and full-body scanners. “Nakations” could make the trip easier by reducing all that hefty baggage. Said executive director Erich Schuttauf, “All you’ll need for the week (sunscreen, cap, sunglasses, shoes and toiletries) can fit in a small carry-on that will fit under the seat, avoiding even carry-on bag fees.” Now, that’s packing light.

Even if there isn’t a black cat in your path today, there may be blue ones in the near future, as James Cameron confirmed on MTV that the re-release of mega-blockbuster Avatar will include full-length Na’vi sex scene. While only 20 seconds long, the scene has been described by star Sam Worthington as “unique,” with the script detailing moments like “The tendrils intertwine with gentle undulations,” and “ripples of light spread out around them.”

Disappointingly, Cameron insists that the scene will not change the movie’s rating at all. But, we can probably rely on Hustler’s hardcore Avatar parody to really get our tendrils undulating.