June 23, 2009

You Are What You Eat – Foods That Improve Your Sex Life

by Elizabeth Black

Did you know that the food you eat affects not only your sexual desire and stamina; it also affects the taste of your semen and pussy? Regardless of your sexual orientation and gender, you will only benefit from eating and drinking the kinds of foods that will give you the sexual pep you desire. Here is a pyramid scheme you can get into—the Hot And Sexy Food Pyramid. Check it out below.

Foods That Kill Your Sex Drive, Performance, and Ability To Come To Orgasm

Fried food and rich cream sauces dull the senses and make you feel sluggish rather than aroused and sexy. Too much salt, sugar, highly processed foods, and fat contribute to a lackluster sex drive and they kill your stamina. These foods also weaken your ability to achieve orgasm. Limit your consumption of booze and coffee because both impair your sex drive and stamina whether you are male or female. A glass or two of a fine wine is okay to have because it helps lower inhibitions, but getting drunk, especially on a regular basis, won't make your sex life more enjoyable.

Another habit that contributes to erectile dysfunction as well as impaired enjoyment of sex is smoking. Smoking constricts blood vessels, which affect the ability to achieve an erection. If your blood vessels are too constricted, blood can't adequately flow through them into your penis, and you end up with a limp one. This is especially problematic for men with erectile difficulties, like my husband. Not fun. And I'm all about fun.

Putting More Spice in Your Sauce – Foods That Make Your Semen and Pussy Taste Better

Your diet affects the taste of your sex organs and secretions. Certain foods make semen taste bitter as well as making pussy secretions taste and smell strong. A woman's taste and scent changes from day to day. There are many factors affecting her taste and smell, including where she is in her monthly cycle, whether or not she is menstruating, and what she has recently eaten. According to sex writer Violet Blue, friendly bacteria lactobacilli reside in a woman's vagina, so when her vagina is healthy she will have a sweet and slightly pungent taste and smell, much like plain yogurt. A woman's taste ranges from tangy to salty, with a hint of the metallic thrown in when she's close to having her period. The metallic taste comes from the iron in her blood.

Here's what to do to make your sweetie taste sweet instead of bitter:

1. Cut down on red meat. Red meat is the number one culprit in creating a strong taste. Related to red meat is dairy. Cut down on milk, cream, and ice cream. I won't say eliminate red meat and dairy altogether because so many people – including my husband and I – enjoy a good steak dinner followed by an ice cream dessert. Just cut down your intake, and increase your intake of poultry to make up for the loss. If you can cut meat out of your diet altogether, you will notice a dramatic effect on your sweetie's taste whether that person is a man or a woman. Vegan or vegetarian men have semen that tastes sweeter than men who regularly eat your basic red meat steak and potatoes with lots of garlic and onion meals.

2. Garlic and onions are both are high in sulfur, which makes semen and pussy secretions taste bitter. They also carry their strong flavors, affecting your taste. Unless you like semen and pussy that tastes like a rancid pizza, garlic and onions must go.

3. Add fruits and fruit juices to your diet, especial melons, kiwi, pineapples, and pineapple juice. All of these, in particular pineapple, will make a man and woman taste sweeter.

4. Men should eliminate veggies from the cabbage family from their diets, since they make semen taste bitter. I like some of these foods, so they were sorely missed. That meant no more asparagus (wah!), Brussels sprouts, cabbage, and broccoli (wah!). Food high in sulfur should be axed, including legumes, nuts, and seeds. There is a trade-off here, since these foods improve your sex drive and stamina. This is especially true of beans, nuts, and seeds, which are high in protein. What is more important to you, your taste or your sexual stamina? A good suggestion is to not completely eliminate these foods but to eat less of them if you want to improve your taste.

5. Add green, leafy veggies that are high in chlorophyll to your diet. Celery is number one when it comes to improving your taste whether you are male or female. Other veggies high in chlorophyll are parsley and wheatgrass.

6. Drink a lot of water, and cut down on soft drinks. Try an iced herbal tea instead. Drinking lots of water flushes toxins from your body, giving you a more pleasant taste and smell. I make my own iced tea out of hibiscus flowers, rose hips, and peppermint, so I'm set. My tea is high in vitamin C and bioflavinoids, and it is very anti-oxidant. Plus it tastes like Kool Aid without the sugar high.

Depending on your diet, you may improve the taste of your semen and vaginal secretions. It's very easy and very enjoyable. Not only is the Hot And Sexy Food Pyramid very healthy for men and women, it's a pleasant diet anyone may enjoy. And the benefits of improved sexual pleasure that result from following this diet can only please anyone who follows it.