And in more naked nutball news (That's a technical term, dontcha know. We saw it on TV!), a 46-year-old woman in Naples, Florida, named Tina Masta, decided to rip her clothes off and throw things at people. Namely rocks, and her teeth?

Collier County sheriff’s deputies responded to the call to find the woman sitting on a dock near her home wrapped in a blanket. When they approached her, she yanked the blanket open, exposing herself to the officers.

Police say she ripped her teeth out on her own, and threw them into the canal. Then she asked for pliers to rip out more of them.

What could have possibly caused this little freak out? If you said booze, you're correct, my dear. Alcohol, they say, brings the worst out in people.

When Masta was cuffed, her neighbor brought clothes to the patrol car so officers could dress her. A male officer did the best he could, but the agitated Masta was uncooperative.

People, please. Keep your clothes on when you're out of control.