A Pop Quiz
True or False: You can easily get a ton of awesome sex at Burning Man.
The answer is: C. It’s both true and false.
True: You’re likely laid a lot at this mind-bendingly ginormous art and life festival if you are…
1. A single female of any orientation
2. A non-monogamous woman
3. A gal with another gal looking for others of various genders
4. A partner to #2 or #3
5. An amazingly charming and sensually attractive male or non-female gendered person
6. Attending with your pre-existing sexual partner or partners with whom you already fuck like crazed weasels.
7. A person of any gender, already in possession of amazing skills to flirt and hook up with anyone, anywhere.
False: You’ll have to work just as hard as any other Saturday night to score if you are… None of the above.
If you are “none of the above,” here are a few tips on increasing your hook-up potential.
- Engage extra dose of nice-guy etiquette. Make eye contact, not eyes-boob contact. Smile. Say “please” and “thank you” a lot. Share all that you have generously. Sharing is the way of the Playa anyway. Pay attention to other people’s needs. Selfishness totally kills any hookup karma.
- That scantily weirdly erotically dressed person is not dressed that way for you. Grabbing, leering, nasty commenting or taking pictures non-consensually = jerk = no sex for you.
- Stop focusing on sex and hooking up. It just makes you stink of desperation. Desperation is the best sex repellant ever.
The answer is: C. It’s both true and false.
True: You’re likely laid a lot at this mind-bendingly ginormous art and life festival if you are…
1. A single female of any orientation
2. A non-monogamous woman
3. A gal with another gal looking for others of various genders
4. A partner to #2 or #3
5. An amazingly charming and sensually attractive male or non-female gendered person
6. Attending with your pre-existing sexual partner or partners with whom you already fuck like crazed weasels.
7. A person of any gender, already in possession of amazing skills to flirt and hook up with anyone, anywhere.
False: You’ll have to work just as hard as any other Saturday night to score if you are… None of the above.
If you are “none of the above,” here are a few tips on increasing your hook-up potential.
- Engage extra dose of nice-guy etiquette. Make eye contact, not eyes-boob contact. Smile. Say “please” and “thank you” a lot. Share all that you have generously. Sharing is the way of the Playa anyway. Pay attention to other people’s needs. Selfishness totally kills any hookup karma.
- That scantily weirdly erotically dressed person is not dressed that way for you. Grabbing, leering, nasty commenting or taking pictures non-consensually = jerk = no sex for you.
- Stop focusing on sex and hooking up. It just makes you stink of desperation. Desperation is the best sex repellant ever.
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