Why life is too short for a bad blowjob
I’m forever getting letters from all over asking for my sage advice.
Dear Dr. Dick,
Help! I’m just coming out and I can’t seem to get the hang of fellatio. Can you give me some advice on how to improve my technique? Thanks in advance.
— Lost On Lip Service
FELLATIO? Are you serious? Keep referring to cocksucking like that and we’re gonna take away your homo card.
And then there are the desperate letters from dissatisfied connoisseurs of the French polish.
Dear Dr. Dick,
Help! My boyfriend sucks dick like a girl. He’s afraid to get down and dirty on my big old hog. How do I tell him that, if he ain’t makin love to it like there’s no tomorrow, he ain’t doin’ it right?
— Disappointed
Doc,
The girl I’m dating is hopeless in the blowjob department. I love her, I really do, but this is a deal breaker. She really gets off on me eating her out; and I can do it all day. But when I ask her to return the favor, she turns up her nose. WTF?
— Gimmie Head
Yeah, ain’t it a shame? Ya know there are those who believe an expert cocksucker is born not make. Either you can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch or ya can’t. However, Dr. Dick believes anyone can become an adequate or even a superior cocksucker with a little will power, some ingenuity and bit of practice.
Let’s start with the basics.
Dear Dr. Dick,
Help! I’m just coming out and I can’t seem to get the hang of fellatio. Can you give me some advice on how to improve my technique? Thanks in advance.
— Lost On Lip Service
FELLATIO? Are you serious? Keep referring to cocksucking like that and we’re gonna take away your homo card.
And then there are the desperate letters from dissatisfied connoisseurs of the French polish.
Dear Dr. Dick,
Help! My boyfriend sucks dick like a girl. He’s afraid to get down and dirty on my big old hog. How do I tell him that, if he ain’t makin love to it like there’s no tomorrow, he ain’t doin’ it right?
— Disappointed
Doc,
The girl I’m dating is hopeless in the blowjob department. I love her, I really do, but this is a deal breaker. She really gets off on me eating her out; and I can do it all day. But when I ask her to return the favor, she turns up her nose. WTF?
— Gimmie Head
Yeah, ain’t it a shame? Ya know there are those who believe an expert cocksucker is born not make. Either you can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch or ya can’t. However, Dr. Dick believes anyone can become an adequate or even a superior cocksucker with a little will power, some ingenuity and bit of practice.
Let’s start with the basics.
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