Couples without a place to go often find out-of-the-way spots to enjoy a little sexy time. It was just the bad luck of a Georgia pair that an alert young man thought their abandoned car looked a little suspicious … and that the girl was making certain noises.

The couple had met on the fetish and bondage website Fetlife and agreed to get together in person to indulge their mutual fantasy of having sex in the woods, The Smoking Gun reports. When the young man who saw the abandoned car heard a woman “moaning and then screaming in pain,” he called the police. Fair enough. Abandoned car … woman screaming … he probably thought he was thwarting a future episode of “American Justice.”

A deputy arrived and spotted a man identified on TSG only as Wayne, 64, naked from the waist down and masturbating and the woman, identified as Deborah, 44, kneeling in front of him. When the couple realized they weren’t alone she stood to reveal fresh abrasions and red marks all over the front of her nude body later explaining they were consensually given.

According to the police report as published by TSG, when the deputy asked if they were married, the pair stated yes. He asked if it was to each other and they said no. They avoided charges (they were trespassing) when one of the property’s owners arrived and asked just that they go and not come back.

Wonder if they still have that forest fantasy … or if they’ve lost that particular woody. At least TSG didn't report any last names.