Part of the reason I thought she was sexy was she didn't have puss and gross shit all over her body and I loved the way she walked. By the way, the reason I said she is pretty much naked is because while see looks nude she is actually wearing flesh colored pantyhose.

Then of course there are vampire women who can look very seductive. If it weren't for them wanting to eat me alive or suck my blood I would consider dating one.

But I don't want this to be about me. This is about what I expect undead would find sexy based on the movies I have seen and maybe a few books I have read. Now before I really get into this I need to define what an undead creature is and I can only really think of two. Zombies and vampires. This is because they are the only two I can think of that actually die before turning into what they are. Werewolves get bitten but never really die before transforming. So that leaves me with vampires and zombies.

Now if you look at the word sexy then we must define that in some way too. Sexy to me and for the purpose of this post will mean things that draw others to you. This does need to be a rather lose meaning or this post just won't work. I just haven't ever seen a zombie movie that had zombie fucking. Not sure I would really want to.

So what would a zombie find attractive? Well I hope it would go without saying that a person would have to have brains. Although watching some zombie movies that's not always so. If you watch the movie I already mentioned then brains are attractive to zombies because they smell spicy. That's got to be my favorite scenes in that movie by the way. People who are injured and can't escape are also very attractive to zombies. Nothing like an easy dinner to make one happy. Do you think people with big heads would be more attractive to Zombies?

What about vampires? What would attract them to you or anyone.

I think that, going by the classic movies, a nice visible neck would be very attractive. I'd be willing to bet that a long slender neck might be more appealing than a short and stocky neck. Just because it would be easier to bite. I kind of wonder why the neck was the place to bite, especially in older movies. I bet it's because it's a sensuous place to kiss and starting with a kiss and going to a bite would be easy.

I'd think that now days the inner thigh would be popular since a vampire could start with oral sex or thigh kisses and go to a major artery for sucking blood. But the wrist I bet is attractive as well. Might not be as filling as quickly. But it would get the job done. If you want to attract a vampire then smearing blood on yourself would be a good way to do it. It would be kind of gross. It would be easier to cut your finger and go around asking people to suck it. I bet you would have lots of fun in a padded room after that. Depending on which story type you go by, then not wearing crosses would be good too.

Well I guess that's the most I can think of. But I would love to hear some other ideas on what would attract them. I'd hope it should be obvious that this is not serious.