"All the ponies in this town are CRAZY!"
No one is ever going to believe me....
For the work I do, it's actually really important to understand the little details about the items people ask for. When a client asks me to make a crop that looks like the Tenth Doctor's Sonic Screwdriver, I can't just plug that into Google (Bing in my case, I'll respond to all your angry comments below) and call it good. I have to watch episodes and pick up little bits and pieces as I can, things change, which are important to know. Is there a small scratch, does the paint chip in places? I honestly need to know these things. So when clients started asking me for paddles with cutie marks,(the emblems on the ponies butts) painted on them, I had to do some research, and honestly... typing in a ponies name into an image search engine results in porn, really fast. In all fairness, I don't believe in turning safe search on, so that's my own damn fault. So, for very obvious reasons, I thought the whole grown men watching this show was some sorta weird sex thing, like everything on the internet. I just accepted that, I watched a few episodes on youtube, enough to have a good enough idea of the characters personalities were and I was happy with that, research done. I was a bit stumped on another SexIs article to come up with. One of my articles had hit number one in the Pop Spot, (here) and I noticed folks seem to prefer my sillier articles. So I wrote another very serious article, and now I am writing my silly one.
But, for anyone who follows my articles, you know I can't write anything without backing it up with some sort of facts, data and statistics, that is just how I do things, so for the past few days, I have been researching My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic and Brony culture... and sadly... a whole lot of pony porn. So grab something hard to drink, (I've been using scotch) or if you’re a Brony, a tall frosty mug of cider, as I explain the surprising, and sometimes dark side of what I have discovered about Brony Culture.
But, for anyone who follows my articles, you know I can't write anything without backing it up with some sort of facts, data and statistics, that is just how I do things, so for the past few days, I have been researching My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic and Brony culture... and sadly... a whole lot of pony porn. So grab something hard to drink, (I've been using scotch) or if you’re a Brony, a tall frosty mug of cider, as I explain the surprising, and sometimes dark side of what I have discovered about Brony Culture.
This is a great article! Coming from the furry community, I see a TON of pony porn on an almost daily basis (it's crazy). You're right though, despite the massive amount of porn available, MLP is necessarily just about porn. I know a ton of people that really like it without liking it sexually: men, women, and everything in between. I could dive into the psychology of why grown men like MLP, but it'd be pure speculation and in the end, I don't really know. Maybe it's because it's adorable and secretly every man has been craving something socially acceptable to 'squee' over since he turned 12. Maybe it's just "one of those things."
Some of the links in my bibliography go into the the psychology of it, if your interested.
My husband and I both love the show! It's cute, and we love the references that older people would understand. For example, one of the towns was "Fillydelphia". It's just an adorable show.
Pokemon isn't made to be sexual, but there are billions of pornographic Pokemon images.
Pokemon has several blatant sexual references in the show, it's from Japan.. they have different rules on what is and isn't sexual than America does. However the sexual part of that franchise still proves my point.
Once again, you made me snork my drink de jour out my nose from laughing too hard.
How does this keep happening?
Nice article
Pony's rock - NICE write
Lol
I'm a brony and not all bronies want to fuck ponies. That's just a small small SMALL portion of the fandom. I find clopping disgusting and vile. Saying all bronies want to fuck ponies is like saying all Justin Bieber fans are psychotic delusional fangirls or all female cosplayers don't know who the character they are cosplaying is.