"I love you all, but you're all fucking mad!"
My attitude is my signature!
Anyone that knows the real me knows that I am one sarcastic bitch. I have the ability to live you onto a pedestal or knock your ass off it in one simple off the cuff statement. I don't say things to hurt people just because I can, I do after all, have a heart. But when it comes to a situation where I know everyone is thinking the same thing, I am the one that lets it ride. And when people look at me stunned, I simply say, “tell me you weren't thinking it! ". It doesn't mean that I take pleasure from others pain, in fact, if I know it is going to cause someone anguish, I would just keep my mouth shut. But if you ask my opinion, you are going to get it!
Some people claim I just have a bad attitude. That is not the case, yes, I admit to being the cup half empty, anything that can go wrong will go wrong type of person, and I am far from Miss Positivity, but does that make me a bad person? Just because I will not lie or sugar coat things! I am a very blunt individual and I will always be that way. Hell, some shit just needs to be said!
Now, on the other hand, when it comes to my children, they know that I have been fully blessed in the art of sarcasm and they take it with a smile, or a bit of confusion, depending on the topic I suppose. But they know that I am Mommy, and as with any Mommy, the problems of work, negative attitude, and overall symptoms of being pushed to the end of your rope, is left at the door. I tell fairy tales, and tell kid jokes, and have craft time and clean the house ( most of the time ), without running around talking about how the world sucks and putting blame on my pathetic ex-husband for not being man enough to not beat his wife and force her to be a single mother.
There is a time and a place for every attitude. And there are many sides to mine. Pointing out that I have an attitude of someone who just took an overdose of 'fukitol' isn't going to make it any better. Especially when that attitude is about to be unleash on you!
Now, it’s hard to tell from everything I just wrote, but I am a very laid back and easy to please individual. It is just stupidity that I cannot and will not deal with. Other than that, I am good to go!
Some people claim I just have a bad attitude. That is not the case, yes, I admit to being the cup half empty, anything that can go wrong will go wrong type of person, and I am far from Miss Positivity, but does that make me a bad person? Just because I will not lie or sugar coat things! I am a very blunt individual and I will always be that way. Hell, some shit just needs to be said!
Now, on the other hand, when it comes to my children, they know that I have been fully blessed in the art of sarcasm and they take it with a smile, or a bit of confusion, depending on the topic I suppose. But they know that I am Mommy, and as with any Mommy, the problems of work, negative attitude, and overall symptoms of being pushed to the end of your rope, is left at the door. I tell fairy tales, and tell kid jokes, and have craft time and clean the house ( most of the time ), without running around talking about how the world sucks and putting blame on my pathetic ex-husband for not being man enough to not beat his wife and force her to be a single mother.
There is a time and a place for every attitude. And there are many sides to mine. Pointing out that I have an attitude of someone who just took an overdose of 'fukitol' isn't going to make it any better. Especially when that attitude is about to be unleash on you!
Now, it’s hard to tell from everything I just wrote, but I am a very laid back and easy to please individual. It is just stupidity that I cannot and will not deal with. Other than that, I am good to go!
What a great article! I am looking forward to reading more from you. Plus, good on you for leaving your abusive ex-husband!
Haha! To answer your sound off, I have this cousin who is the most rude and abrupt bitch you could meet, the funny thing is that if you don't actually know her then that would be your thought... Everyone who knows and loves her actually knows that it is her sadistic attitude and she actually means quite well with everything she says, in all reality 95% of the time, she is trying to get you to laugh which, if an outsider heard the conversation, they wouldn't be able to grasp the consept of why this bitch is putting everyone around her down and calling them douchebags and bitches right to their faces... Haha, thats because thats how we roll in this family, we know how to enjoy the little things in life and if me calling myself fat bastard and calling myself a whore in the most shocking manner just so it startles you but yet makes you laugh, then hell, thats what I'm gonna do because I made you laugh and finally put fucking smile on your toothless face because you need to see the brighter things in life, well that and I just want to see your toothless smile... HAHAHA!!!
Well I know you and I know you don't take no shit when it is that time or place. You are so protective over us and always helpful when questions are asked. But I understand some we go thru a lot of different ways to be with members some like that sweet innocent girl and some like that bitchy girl. My members can since when I am having a bad day. They think it is cute, I think they are crazy but that is just me lol.Also I rather someone be straight up honest with me and not sugar coat stuff. Then to lie to me. If I ask you do you like this outfit today. Don't say yes because you are my friend. Tell me no bitch go take that shit off. Lillie you rock keep up the good work.
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