Terry Lester from Waseca, Minn., hated his ex. Like, a lot. In fact, the 37-year-old hated his former flame so much, he filled a big black vibrator with gunpowder, BBs and buckshot, intending to "pull the trigger" when she inserted it. But as you might expect, there's more to the story.

In a twist of karma, after crafting this ingenious plot and completing phase one, Lester got evicted from the home where he'd been living with two female roommates, and wasn't able to go back to remove the device himself. Stricken with a crisis of conscience, and in fear of hurting innocent bystanders, the bungling boob called to warn his former housemates. The women, in turn, alerted the police.

And so, a guilt-stricken Lester was arrested last week. The story hit the local paper on Saturday and has since traveled 'round the globe, as such stories will when they hit the Internet.

And what we have to say is, "Geez, Terry! Not the sex toys!" Of all the evil things you could have done, did it have to be the sex toys? Not that we condone violence of any sort, of course. But the poor sex toys! Oh, the humanity!