The President emphasized clean energy options, while pledging to bring consequences down on the heads of those responsible.

Meanwhile, reports from the BP’s cleanup operation state that, while it’s not really accomplishing anything, prostitutes have been brought in to treat the workers in the cleanup camps. Surely, the pelicans can appreciate that.

The Obama administration also scaled back the ban on sex trafficking groups, allowing “affiliated entities” to conduct actions to support prostitution. The ban went into affect under George W. Bush and denied international aid to organizations that promoted the world’s oldest profession. The new changes to the ban appear to take into account those organizations operating under legalized prostitution.

While not necessarily involved with prostitution, the number of topless pools has surged in Las Vegas, catering to what locals call a “daylife” crowd. The adult pools charge hefty admission for pool parties staffed by scantily clad employees who have the option of going topless or not.

They say, “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas,” still, those party goers (and the BP cleanup crew) may be interested to learn the FDA has approved the new “morning after” pill, touted to work up to 120 hours after sex.