Reminiscent of a certain now-infamous blue dress, the unidentified masseuse also claims to have a pair of pants stained with Gore’s “DNA” in a safety deposit box with which she’ll prove her allegations. She’s currently shopping her story around in hopes of netting a “seven-figure media deal” according to the New York Post. The former Vice President’s spokeswoman has yet to comment.

In attempts to not be “Crazed Sex Poodles,” the astronauts on the International Space Station are subject to a ban on sex and romantic relationships. Citing professionalism as the source, said Alan Poindexter, a NASA commander, “Personal relationships are not…an issue. We don’t have them and we won’t.”

But “Crazed Sex Poodle” might get an app, because as soon as the new Apple iPhone 4 was released with video chat capabilities, savvy Craigslist entrepreneurs started advertising for sex chat services.

The ad, first reported by Businessinsider.com, stated that women involved would chat with potential clients and perform “various acts” described by those clients. But, at least they’ll get a free iPhone out of the deal.