Following a trend in food trucks (wow, the Internet is such a wonderful place, without which we might never know there’s a “trend” in “food trucks”), eternal porn fixture Ron Jeremy is now coming out with a dirty movie that delivers not only tasty snacks, but tasty porn.
The porn is called The Flying Pink Pig, and it’s going to be available in stores on Jan. 25. In it, the ever-fuzzy Jeremy is slated to star as a stalker of a food truck that is staffed by many “fun loving, sex-crazed nymphomaniacs.” Antics ensue when Jeremy and porn pal Nikki Hunter set their sights on taking over the food truck for personal and sexual gain—with such food puns as “the food doesn't suck, but the girls sure do!” … “Refills are free!” and, of course, “Sloppy seconds are on the house!” The movie’s gearing up to be a ridiculously good time.
The title apparently comes from an actual food truck in Los Angeles called The Flying Pig, which doles out Asian-Mexican food including pork belly bao and tamarind duck confit tortillas. When your mobile dining outlet is popular enough to base a Ron Jeremy porn film off of, you know you’ve hit the big time!
The porn is called The Flying Pink Pig, and it’s going to be available in stores on Jan. 25. In it, the ever-fuzzy Jeremy is slated to star as a stalker of a food truck that is staffed by many “fun loving, sex-crazed nymphomaniacs.” Antics ensue when Jeremy and porn pal Nikki Hunter set their sights on taking over the food truck for personal and sexual gain—with such food puns as “the food doesn't suck, but the girls sure do!” … “Refills are free!” and, of course, “Sloppy seconds are on the house!” The movie’s gearing up to be a ridiculously good time.
The title apparently comes from an actual food truck in Los Angeles called The Flying Pig, which doles out Asian-Mexican food including pork belly bao and tamarind duck confit tortillas. When your mobile dining outlet is popular enough to base a Ron Jeremy porn film off of, you know you’ve hit the big time!
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