Paul Krassner is so affable and funny that I keep forgetting to be intimidated by him.
And considering his resume I had planned to be at least a little starstruck: satirist, author, columnist, comedian, founder of The Realist magazine, co-founder of the Yippies with Abbie Hoffman and Jerry Rubin, biographer of Lenny Bruce, one-time editor of Hustler and publisher of the legendary Disneyland Memorial Orgy, featuring the Disney characters engaging in a bacchanalian sex spree after Walt died and they were free of their master (and which you can buy a print of on his website). He currently blogs for the Huffington Post and writes columns for High Times and Adult Video News.
Any of these would be cool. All of them amount to a lifetime of being vigilantly funny.
“I was an iconoclast for so long I became an icon. I lost my ‘clast’ somewhere,” he says.
Asking a pop culture legend and news junkie what his favorite sex scandal of the day is I feel like the Martha Stewart of the tabloid world, offering an array of especially pungent amuse bouche to an honored guest. There are just so many and they’re all so good (and this is before a federal grand jury subpoenaed the National Republican Senatorial Committee in the John Ensign case). He says he went from John Edwards to Tiger Woods, but now it’s Congressman Eric Massa.
“Just to watch him try and rationalize…it’s the same kind of bluff that Gary Hart did when he told the reporters, ‘You can follow me and you won’t find anything.’ And they did follow him. And they found him on a boat with his mistress. Massa said to the media ‘Ask my friends, ask a million sailors I was on board with,’ and some reporters did that,” and it backfired. So many “politicians, celebrities and people with power in corporations…they just get inured to how obvious they’re being because they just developed by habit a kind of arrogance that they can get away with it and when they’re not getting away with it they come up with such bizarre excuses.
“If he did anything illegal, he can have a lawyer from ‘Tickle, Grope and Snorkel.’”
He’s also excited that there’s Vatican turpitude afoot: “My new favorite one is that the Pope might be involved in covering up pedophilia priests. That would be a worldwide scandal and a dream come true.”
Any of these would be cool. All of them amount to a lifetime of being vigilantly funny.
“I was an iconoclast for so long I became an icon. I lost my ‘clast’ somewhere,” he says.
Asking a pop culture legend and news junkie what his favorite sex scandal of the day is I feel like the Martha Stewart of the tabloid world, offering an array of especially pungent amuse bouche to an honored guest. There are just so many and they’re all so good (and this is before a federal grand jury subpoenaed the National Republican Senatorial Committee in the John Ensign case). He says he went from John Edwards to Tiger Woods, but now it’s Congressman Eric Massa.
“Just to watch him try and rationalize…it’s the same kind of bluff that Gary Hart did when he told the reporters, ‘You can follow me and you won’t find anything.’ And they did follow him. And they found him on a boat with his mistress. Massa said to the media ‘Ask my friends, ask a million sailors I was on board with,’ and some reporters did that,” and it backfired. So many “politicians, celebrities and people with power in corporations…they just get inured to how obvious they’re being because they just developed by habit a kind of arrogance that they can get away with it and when they’re not getting away with it they come up with such bizarre excuses.
“If he did anything illegal, he can have a lawyer from ‘Tickle, Grope and Snorkel.’”
He’s also excited that there’s Vatican turpitude afoot: “My new favorite one is that the Pope might be involved in covering up pedophilia priests. That would be a worldwide scandal and a dream come true.”
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