I mooned the Queen. Not something one gets to say—or hear—every day, but Liam Warriner, 22, courteously brought some color to Queen Elizabeth II’s trip to Australia, that color being “flesh.”

Warriner was dared to moon the queen by his coworkers, who were unloading shipping containers along the monarchic motorcade route, according to The Telegraph. Warriner reportedly “ran for about 50 yards alongside the royal motorcade with an Australian flag wedged between his buttocks, before he was apprehended by police,” and was later charged with creating a public nuisance and willful exposure.

The queen was “clearly unruffled following her earlier brush with nudity,” and carried on with her visit … but we wonder. When do you suppose was the last time the lady saw a 22 year-old tuchus? We’re betting it’s been awhile. Maybe she appreciated it more than she is socially allowed to let on. We would.

Warriner said he was prompted to carry out the dare when the queen waved at him from her car.

We at Sex Feed— yeah, that’s the royal “we”—have been inspired by the queen to spend the day waving at 20-something guys from passing cars.

We shall use the other hand to cross our fingers.