Ever wanted to join the Mile High Club without the added stress of possibly being discovered? Mike Crisp has been fulfilling that dream for people since 2008 with his company Mile High Flights, and their Cessna C208 Caravan is fitted with a queen size bed in back.

For just $854, a couple can go on "The Big One," which is a 40-minute flight. Add $166 to that if you'd like to include a third person.

Unfortunately, the CAA has refused to recertify the Gloucestershire, England company, citing the sex as the reason. Apparently, the CAA thinks it's too distracting, that the pilot's eyes will be on the couple in back, and not the literal mile between them and certain doom.

“I'm not giving up on what was a popular business idea because someone at the CAA doesn't like the sound of what goes on in our plane," says Crisp. "Joining the Mile High Club is something a lot of couples dream of and we were providing the chance to fulfill that particular fantasy. In our two years trading we had people from all walks of life wanting to join the club, from 21st birthday flights to 60th birthday ones."

Peeing in those teeny bathrooms is enough of an ordeal, let alone having sex in one. Let us have sexplanes, we say!