Finally! A celebrity nudie movie we can be excited about. Christina Crawford, without whom we would never have had the cult classic “Mommie Dearest,” is set to show off recently-discovered home videos that show her legendary movie star mother Joan Crawford appearing in the buff.
The Huffington Post says Christina “cannot believe her controlling mother never destroyed” the footage, which Christina found out about a year ago and only saw last month.
“I remembered her telling me about her married lover, Charles McCabe; however, I never saw photos of him till the home movies, [made] when they were hunting, fishing and canoeing in the Poconos.”
Oh, please, if there is a God, let there really be video footage of Joan Crawford hunting naked. Something about that is so wildly, so wonderfully, so totally appropriate.
Christina will show the films in a one-woman show she’s developing called “Surviving Mommie Dearest.” Good thing ghosts can’t pick up wire hangers or there would be hell to pay.