Like, at all.
So this week, in honor of World AIDS Day, SexIs is running a week of AIDS-related articles to bring attention to this horrific epidemic that touches so many. Which is awesome. Except that they asked if I could write something about AIDS. For my humor column. Something funny.
Motherfucker.
I mean, honestly, I’ve had some strange subjects I’ve been asked to write about before and I’ve always been able to pull it off somehow but this one is by far the most fucked up. And SexIs was very cool about it and even offered suggestions like maybe “Top 10 Myths about AIDS” but I just couldn’t find a way to make it funny. Then I realized this was some sort of a test. A test to see whether I could make AIDS funny. And I always accept a challenge. This is the part where I would like to write something really funny about AIDS that makes people with AIDS laugh so hard that their T cell count goes up. And then I single-handedly solve AIDS with laughter. That would make a great story of overcoming adversity. But instead I just sat here and realized that I was never going to be able to make AIDS funny and my husband came in and yelled at me for not working because he didn’t hear any typing and I’m all “I’M TRYING TO COME UP WITH AIDS JOKES, ASSHOLE” and he’s all “You’re writing jokes about AIDS and I’m the asshole?” And I’m all “No. If I was writing jokes about AIDS you’d hear typing. I’m STRUGGLING to come up with jokes about AIDS. And I’m failing. It would be nice if you showed some fucking compassion.” No one ever has enough compassion for AIDS.
So this week, in honor of World AIDS Day, SexIs is running a week of AIDS-related articles to bring attention to this horrific epidemic that touches so many. Which is awesome. Except that they asked if I could write something about AIDS. For my humor column. Something funny.
Motherfucker.
I mean, honestly, I’ve had some strange subjects I’ve been asked to write about before and I’ve always been able to pull it off somehow but this one is by far the most fucked up. And SexIs was very cool about it and even offered suggestions like maybe “Top 10 Myths about AIDS” but I just couldn’t find a way to make it funny. Then I realized this was some sort of a test. A test to see whether I could make AIDS funny. And I always accept a challenge. This is the part where I would like to write something really funny about AIDS that makes people with AIDS laugh so hard that their T cell count goes up. And then I single-handedly solve AIDS with laughter. That would make a great story of overcoming adversity. But instead I just sat here and realized that I was never going to be able to make AIDS funny and my husband came in and yelled at me for not working because he didn’t hear any typing and I’m all “I’M TRYING TO COME UP WITH AIDS JOKES, ASSHOLE” and he’s all “You’re writing jokes about AIDS and I’m the asshole?” And I’m all “No. If I was writing jokes about AIDS you’d hear typing. I’m STRUGGLING to come up with jokes about AIDS. And I’m failing. It would be nice if you showed some fucking compassion.” No one ever has enough compassion for AIDS.
Crap. I've been making AIDS jokes all day and people have been laughing. Does this mean that they're just being polite? Now I feel like it was all just cheap gold-clapping.
Hey! great article. AIDS isn't all that funny, but you are a riot. thanks for joining in the WAD Project. we're the better for your contribution.
Quick question about #6: Does "murdering hobos" refer to hobos who murder people, or hobos that are murdered by people? Like, you know that movie where rich old white guys like Dick Cheney took homeless people and hunted them down, but then they took the wrong guy who made them pay for their totally evil, probably puppy-raping ways? Either way, still funnier than AIDS.
I thought the joke was funny...but AIDS still isn't.
So lets get this straight. they want you to make AIDS funny? yet they are the ones who want a warning label on you?! I think you should create a warning label about them... Something like... "I wrote this article because Sexis wants me to make aids funny, I am not responsible for the idea behind this article. Sorry to all those million people dying of aids." Sick. just Sick.