"A really hard laugh is like sex—one of the ultimate diversions of existence."
Sexualis Boffola
Sex. The Beast With Two Backs. The Horizontal Mambo. Hiding the Salami. It’s that glorious activity that inspires our deepest passions and most fervent desires. It also inspires some of the most potent hilarity that humans can experience. What’s up with that? Why is the most fulfilling of our biological imperatives also the one that can inflict the most sober and mature representatives of our species with unstoppable cases of the giggle fits?
For one thing, the release given by laughter is a great coping mechanism. As fanfuckingtastic as sex is, there’s damned little in our human experience that evokes the primal terrors that accompany it:
1. Fear of rejection.
2. Performance anxiety.
3. Risk of acquiring an STD.
4. Unwanted pregnancy.
5. Another night like the one you had back in September of ’06 when your BFF set you up with that COMPLETE ASSHOLE. What a fucking nightmare.
So all of those Margaret Cho videos and Judd Apatow comedies in rotation in your DVD player are not only good tasting, they’re good for you. You need that release and even though the presentation’s comedic, you still get the comfort from knowing that somebody else has been there and they relate to your anxieties in a big way.
Not to mention that electric rush of Crossing the Line. The Land of the Free was founded by Puritans, after all, and as we grew into the vast cultural melting pot we are today, those newcomers joined us fully equipped with their own hang-ups and prohibitions. No matter your background, there’s a social entity ready and eagerly waiting to heap disdain and disapproval on you for any transgression of what they view as the boundaries of proper intimate conduct. So a good sex gag lets you cut through that irrational baggage and gives you the buzz that comes from doing something delightfully naughty.
For one thing, the release given by laughter is a great coping mechanism. As fanfuckingtastic as sex is, there’s damned little in our human experience that evokes the primal terrors that accompany it:
1. Fear of rejection.
2. Performance anxiety.
3. Risk of acquiring an STD.
4. Unwanted pregnancy.
5. Another night like the one you had back in September of ’06 when your BFF set you up with that COMPLETE ASSHOLE. What a fucking nightmare.
So all of those Margaret Cho videos and Judd Apatow comedies in rotation in your DVD player are not only good tasting, they’re good for you. You need that release and even though the presentation’s comedic, you still get the comfort from knowing that somebody else has been there and they relate to your anxieties in a big way.
Not to mention that electric rush of Crossing the Line. The Land of the Free was founded by Puritans, after all, and as we grew into the vast cultural melting pot we are today, those newcomers joined us fully equipped with their own hang-ups and prohibitions. No matter your background, there’s a social entity ready and eagerly waiting to heap disdain and disapproval on you for any transgression of what they view as the boundaries of proper intimate conduct. So a good sex gag lets you cut through that irrational baggage and gives you the buzz that comes from doing something delightfully naughty.
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