"People always ask me, did I ever learn anything when I was a stripper? Yeah, I did. One man plus two beers equals 20 dollars."
Let’s face it ladies, men love strip clubs and strippers. It doesn’t matter if they are married, in a relationship, or single; men will go to the club whenever given the chance. One thing is for sure; if his buddy calls with an invitation, he’ll be out the door.
How each man gets out for the night varies. Some use the boys’ night out or bowling night excuse. One thing is for sure: virtually every man who staggers in the door at 2 am reeking of a combination of smoke and perfume faces a fight and a night on the couch. Why would he risk going to the club when he knows the heart ache endured later that night?
Something comes over a man when he knows his destination is the Gentlemen’s Club. He stands a bit taller and holds his head higher. He walks with confidence. Nothing or no one can spoil his fun for the night. On a mission, he is armed with a pocket full of dollar bills. Walking in the door, he’s the cock of the block and ready to play. But why? What turns timid men into roosters in a hen house?
I can tell you it’s not the music or the drinking. Oh yes, the music is rocking and the D.J. knows how to mix the tracks. The bartender always has a smile and knows how to mix a mean drink. Never the less, this is not what draws men to the clubs. No, not at all.
What draws men to the club is naked women. What man doesn’t like to sit in a room full of half-naked women? Sitting in the club his job, the car he drives, his station in life, his problems don’t matter. In the club, with a smile and a dollar in hand, women will hit on you over and over all night long. For a drink they will smile pretty, flirt, and make small talk. It is a buffet of choices and he is in the center of it all.
This, my dear wives, girlfriends, and significant others; is what draws men to the strip clubs. Hands down, it is the attention from pretty ladies. Of course, everyone who comes into a club knows that all the strippers want is their money. However, the draw of a strange beautiful woman finding them attractive enough to flirt with is mind blowing. Their egos just can’t resist the attention. Believe me, the ladies know this and have perfected a fine art of flirting and making them feel like they are sexy, hot, desirable.
Another thing that draws men to clubs is being in control. Teasing the strippers with money gives them control. These are the men who make them work for each and every dollar. They like the dominance aspect. It is for a price that the stripper is more than willing to play along. With these men, their wallet is what is in control of the night. For a price she will become the perfect submissive. Fantasies and fetishes not shared in public are alive and well in the shadows of the club.
Of course, who can forget the lap dances and VIP rooms? What man doesn’t want to get a lap dance? Having a naked woman grinding, teasing, seducing him without being able to touch; is almost irresistible. Oh believe me, most men want to touch. Who wouldn’t want to touch the naked treat standing between their legs? However, the large burly man standing within ear shot ensures that there are no roaming hands. It is the ultimate tease. With dim lights and music she takes her clothes off between his legs making it known she wants him, doing everything she can to turn him on. The only thing he can do is sit there and take it all in. Sure, for a tip she might brush against his inner thigh. A few girls may do a bit more if the price is right. Although this is not the norm, it’s not unheard of. Lap dances are where most men and strippers draw the line.
Rest assured ladies, 80% of men would not cheat on their partners with a stripper and 80% of strippers would never have sex inside or outside of the club. Your man is safe at your local Gentlemen’s Club.
In my opinion, if you are bothered by your partner’s trips to a strip club or if you want to spice up your bedroom, then you can learn a little from strippers. Yes, I went there. You are thinking, “What in the world could one of those women teach me?” Well, you just might be surprised. Tune in soon for another installment of ‘Confessions of a Stripper’ and I’ll share a few tips and tricks that will bring some new spice to your playtime.