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Attention to detail and an appreciation for variety are key to developing a sophisticated palate. I like to see supermodels crawling on their hands and knees for the pleasure of severe German women in black latex. I like to watch “straight” college boys who swear they’ve “never done anything like this before” bend over and prove themselves wrong. I like to watch straight married couples who’ve been together 30 years tie each other to a St. Andrew’s cross and show that monogamy does not equal monotony, and I like to watch gang bangs orchestrated by the very person getting banged. As pansexual genderqueer rapper Athens Boy’s Choir says: “Apples or Oranges, they’re all fruit to me!”—and I can think of no better way to get my five a day.
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The strange partnership of religious right moralists and Dworkin-brand feminists that make up the anti-porn movement decry the “pornification” of our culture and the fact that sex is used to sell everything from domain names to cheeseburgers. However, sex has ALWAYS been used to get attention, and that it has ALWAYS worked. Why? Because people like to have sex, to watch sex, and to look at people who look like they are ABOUT to have sex. Bonobos, all of us!
Smut has driven technology since the beginning of time. Lest you think that kinky is a new thing, the recent selfserve toys Pornotopia Erotic Film Festival in Albuquerque showcased a blue film from the early 1920s that featured a master and mistress of the house doing all sorts of “unspeakable” acts to a very pretty, and very willing, young French maid. Your great-grandfather was not only screwing the help, he was filming himself while doing it.
The strange partnership of religious right moralists and Dworkin-brand feminists that make up the anti-porn movement decry the “pornification” of our culture and the fact that sex is used to sell everything from domain names to cheeseburgers. However, sex has ALWAYS been used to get attention, and that it has ALWAYS worked. Why? Because people like to have sex, to watch sex, and to look at people who look like they are ABOUT to have sex. Bonobos, all of us!
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