Did you see Pippa Middleton at the Royal Wedding? How could you miss her, right? The dresses she chose complimented her beauty wonderfully.
And wouldn't you know it. Just after the wedding, thanks to a trusted friend, photos of Pippa from her college days, dressed in a bra and skirt, hit the Internet. We know. You're shocked. People just don't act like that in the backyards of trusted friends when they think no one else will see them. Pippa's family is taking action, and the photo has been withdrawn, but you know how it goes. Once it's out there, it's out there.
It seems Steven Hirsch, founder of Vivid Entertainment, saw Pippa, too. And she took his breath away. So much so that Hirsch offered Pippa $5 million to star in a single porn scene. If you're keeping track, that's $4 million more than Hirsch offered Octomom.
"As far as I was concerned," Hirsch wrote, "you were the star of the recent Royal Wedding. As I watched the broadcast of the event I couldn't help but think that with your beauty and attitude, you could be an enormously successful adult star."
We'd definitely watch that. So what do ya say, Pippa?
And wouldn't you know it. Just after the wedding, thanks to a trusted friend, photos of Pippa from her college days, dressed in a bra and skirt, hit the Internet. We know. You're shocked. People just don't act like that in the backyards of trusted friends when they think no one else will see them. Pippa's family is taking action, and the photo has been withdrawn, but you know how it goes. Once it's out there, it's out there.
It seems Steven Hirsch, founder of Vivid Entertainment, saw Pippa, too. And she took his breath away. So much so that Hirsch offered Pippa $5 million to star in a single porn scene. If you're keeping track, that's $4 million more than Hirsch offered Octomom.
"As far as I was concerned," Hirsch wrote, "you were the star of the recent Royal Wedding. As I watched the broadcast of the event I couldn't help but think that with your beauty and attitude, you could be an enormously successful adult star."
We'd definitely watch that. So what do ya say, Pippa?
More hyperbole and a gimmick attempt by Vivid Entertainment to associate themselves with Ms Middleton (surely they have no real expectation that Pippa Middleton is sitting their mulling their offer, if not throwing up in the bathroom in disgust…) it seems Mr Hirshch’s offer is but a ploy to draw attention to his namesake and to perversely signal to the wider culture that even someone like Pippa Middleton is a legitimate possible suspect for smut and fun. Which is to say if media entities once held some regard or respect for certain members of society, that moment has long come and gone…
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Bahahaha I had no idea who Pippa Middleton was until I read royal wedding.
I am so glad too. It also makes this article about 50 times as funny.