Another member of the fairer sex has been nabbed stuffing insane amounts of drugs and cash in her box. The one between her legs, that is.
Karin Mackaliunas, a 27-year-old woman from Pennsylvania, got into a car crash. It happens. But when Scranton police responded to the call, and described the driver of the car, Dunmore police realized she sounded a lot like a suspect in a burglary at an inn. So they radioed ahead and asked the officers to hold her for questioning.
During a routine search, Officer Nancy Baumann found three bags of heroin in Mackaliunas's coat. Later, in the car, Baumann noticed Mackaliunas squirming, and they had a bit of a scuffle. Mackaliunas then admitted to another officer that she'd inserted some things into her vagina.
"Some things" is putting it lightly. She packed 54 full bags of heroin, 31 empty baggies, and over $50 in cash and change.
She was driven to a local medical center to have the items removed.
Ladies, of all the things you could probably use your vagina for, a purse should not be one of them.