"The female body is an erogenous zone in itself"
Easy does it!
"I think I'm just going to lie down instead."
This right here. Normally every guy dreads these words; this is by far the ultimate cock block. However, all is not lost! There's a cheat code, a glitch in the system, and it works almost every time. It's your cue, "here baby I'll give you massage, you must be exhausted." This doesn't just go for massages either, if you genuinely act like you are doing something without expecting sex in return, more often than not it leads to sex. Anxiety and pressure are some of the biggest turn-offs for females.
The first time I gave a girl a massage was during my senior year in college at BU, I had been reading about pressure points and massages for a while, so I was eager to test out my techniques whenever possible. Of course, at the time most college girls were like “sure I guess?” but that’s the best part! Massages are a magical thing, and it’s even better when YOU are the one to introduce a girl to them. You’d be surprised how many women have never had a legitimate massage.
Anyways, the actual act of giving a massage isn't as complicated as you might think. First off, set the mood, light some candles or dim the lights, whatever you think will make things more relaxing. A neat trick I picked up on a while ago was to throw a blindfold into the mix. Some music you both enjoy is also a good idea. You’re also going to want to pick up some massage oil, that’s what it’s made.
You’re going to want to wash your hands pretty thoroughly, and make sure your nails are also trimmed. Start with just a little bit of massage oil (don’t apply it directly to her skin) pour a little bit into one hand and rub it into both. Now you can begin!
The key is to start with a light touch. It’s really quite easy it just involves a lot of steps. If you don’t really know your partner too well, the lower back is always a great place to start. You’ll want to work your way up a little and use your knuckles and heel of your palm too. It varies from person to person, but it won’t take long to find out what feels good and what doesn’t. A little kiss here and there never hurt either.
That little oil you started off with should last you a long time, the key is to spread it as you knead and press, not to massage in order to get it spread. This tends to happen if you’re rushing, and that’s mistake number one. It might take some time, but thankfully you will be the one introducing most women to it, so it’s okay to make mistakes.
If you’ve done your job well, it won’t be long before the missus is craving another one!
Quick little story before I wrap it up! That same girlfriend that I first massaged really enjoyed it (surprise surprise) but I never gave her a massage when she asked for it. This is back when I was an evil little shit, whenever she’d come onto me I’d lead her into the bedroom and give her a rough massage knowing she was already turned on. Any attempt to break free resulted in even more manhandling. So after a good 15 minutes I was raging hard and she was dripping with anticipation... and then my iron will was broken.
Man, I miss college.