How to Enjoy Sex Machines & Be Discreet About It: Practical Tips

To help you make an informed choice, we gotta cover the basics. Although every sex machine type has a niche and every one of them has a purpose, knowing general types and differences will help you navigate your choices. There are:

1. Classic big-ass sex machines that fit in a sex dungeon
2. Handheld options that are easier to operate and use on your partner
3. With a BDSM-ish fleur, machines that have bondage pieces included in the set
4. Discreet options disguised by caps or suitcases
5. Inflatable options that are just as big and serious as classic ones, just more comfortable and easier to put away
6. Mechanic sex machines that you operate yourself by riding or pulling a lever

Those are the biggest types. However, there are many more specifications that can alter your experience. Once it comes to choosing your perfect sex machine, you will know the one.

When settling on a choice, you must consider your needs and desires. Virtually all sex machines are great at hardcore, tireless, non-stop thrusting.
Do you need to have the option of setting it up or hiding it quickly? You better pick something that is handheld or what comes in its own case. Do you have room for something larger and want a full-on scene? Maybe think about inflatable options - they are 100% effective while being super easy to handle and maintain. Want to involve your partner? Make sure the sex machines you eventually pick is a) adjustable for fitting different anatomies, b) remote-controlled to play with each other, c) has different attachments so your lover can experiment, too.

So, let's finally delve into my main topic - can you enjoy a sex machine discreetly, and if you can - how? I believe you can enjoy your love machine in any scenario - when you travel or when you have roommates or even kids at the house. You just have to be diligent, attentive, and thoughtful.

Let's begin with a "duh" moment - if you are in a relationship and it is not your mutual decision to buy a sex machine, you gotta talk about it. Establish open and honest communication with your partner. Discuss your desires, fantasies, and comfort levels regarding discretion. Ensure that both of you are on the same page and clearly understand each other's boundaries and expectations. Whether you plan on using the sex machine together or by yourself, your partner has to feel safe, heard, and involved.

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Yes, it's not canonically a sex machine if it's not a bulky automaton, but many models are small, easy to move around, and some are even handheld. When buying a sex machine, consider its size, noise level, and portability. Opt for a model that is compact and designed for discretion. They still pack a punch!

Look for devices that offer whisper-quiet operation, allowing you to enjoy intimate moments behind closed doors, under a blanket, and with nothing but your moans to alert the neighborhood. Additionally, consider models that are easily stored or disguised as other household items for added privacy. For example, some machines come inside storage that looks remarkably like a toolbox and blends in easily.

Playing with a sex machine, riding a sex machine, or watching your partner get railed by a sex machine is not your usual three to five-minute sexy session. Sex machine play needs time, it's a scene, and you will definitely need to catch your breath afterward. So choose moments when you have privacy and minimal chances of interruption. Consider factors such as family routines, work schedules, and the presence of house guests. Planning your sessions thoughtfully allows you to enjoy your ventures without concerns about being overheard or discovered. And mind me - it seems like it takes away the specialness and the spontaneity out of the experience, but it actually adds anticipation, giving you some very intense orgasms to look forward to.

Also, some sex machines need respective space - they must be set up on flat surfaces, maybe on tables, so thinking ahead on cords and clean-up would be strongly advised.

When it comes to discretion, properly storing your sex machine is crucial. Invest in a lockable box or container to keep your device secure and hidden from prying eyes. Select a discreet storage location, such as a locked drawer, closet, or dedicated space that ensures your privacy. This not only protects your device but also gives you peace of mind when it comes to confidentiality. Although some sex machines come in storage boxes, not all are discreet, and some are definitely too big to hide in your classic toy box.

Keeping your sex machine clean and well-maintained is essential for your health and discretion. This is obvious, of course, especially if you are a seasoned sex toy owner. However, with sex machines, it's a bit trickier than with your plain-ass dildos. Sex machines often have a mixture of materials that is rare with any other toy, such as silicone and metal, so you gotta be smart about cleaning. Follow the manufacturer's instructions for cleaning and storage to ensure proper hygiene. Regularly sanitize the device using appropriate cleaning agents. For example, you can use a toy cleaner to clean the attachments and ordinary hand sanitizer to clean the mechanism. By maintaining cleanliness, you prioritize your well-being and minimize any potential odors or residues - like rust stains on the floor - that could raise suspicions.

Embracing the pleasures that sex machines can offer while maintaining discretion is entirely possible with thoughtful planning and communication. By openly discussing your desires, selecting discreet devices, choosing appropriate times and locations, securing storage, and prioritizing hygiene, you can enjoy the benefits of sex machines while retaining your privacy. Remember that discretion is a personal choice, and it is essential to prioritize the comfort and boundaries of both you and your partner throughout your journey of exploring new sexy things together.