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Once again I’m flooded with emails from friends and strangers sending me pictures of zombie penises and dead squirrels having sex. This has become my new normal, ya’ll.

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Contributor: BBW Talks Toys

1. Harry is a dirty dirty boy. Didn't you know?
5. I had a totally different idea of what dirty pillows were... But I don't think any retro sex den is complete without one of these. Quagmire has the whole collection.
6. *crickets chirping*
7. I errrr... I ummm.... yeah, I got nothing.
8. I think these are mass produced in Iowa and sold at the Des Moines "International" Airport.
10. Thanks... Like I don't have enough nightmares.

12/02/2010
Contributor: Illusional

Corn vibrator hurts my brain...
And #10, just confused the FUCK out of me.

12/02/2010
Contributor: deleted-account-because-edenfantasys-is-run-by-idiots
babbsela  

I uh, wow. Seriously. Wow. I'm voting "not real" on #10, because, otherwise, well... I can't think about it.

12/02/2010
Contributor: P'Gell
P'Gell  

That corn dildo; Cue up "Dueling Banjos." (Theme from Deliverance.)

12/03/2010
Contributor: Xavier7
Xavier7  

I always wondered about #10. I used to have dreams about it...I'm a freak, I know. I was wondering when they'd make one.

12/04/2010
Contributor: Akikaze
Akikaze  

Loved #7. Will now subject all my friends to it.

12/05/2010
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire)

I loved squirrel on a horse.

12/06/2010
Contributor: SarahT
SarahT  

Wow. I had no idea that raw bacon would stick to duct tape that well.

12/06/2010
Contributor: tess2
tess2  

ROFL Corn dildo- nutritional facts included. Bwahahahaha

12/06/2010
Contributor: corvusmachina
corvusmachina  

1. Oh, Harry Potter, how you've grown up! Harry Potter IRL, Daniel Radcliffe, is only one month younger than me, so I really did grow up with those kids in a way... It blows my mind how long it's been.

4. That thing is horrifying. Truly. It looks like an entrance to Hell more than a vagina.

7. Ugh, is there SERIOUSLY a zombie dildo market!? I can't believe it...

8. ... You know, I like corn, but not THAT much...

10. Dear God, I HOPE that isn't real... It doesn't seem to be, but you never know...

12/07/2010
Contributor: Luscious Lily

I died laughing about a dozen times, this is wonderful! As a bio-person that keeps up with current research developments, I can say that #10 is definitely not real. Too bad it isn't, though... if it was, FTM transgender surgery would be far more successful, because they'd be able to grow them a penis to transplant with one of those "organisms".

12/07/2010
Contributor: nevadagrrl
nevadagrrl  

The latch hook 70's throw pillows... Klassy!

12/08/2010
Contributor: nevadagrrl
nevadagrrl  

Love Lump. That sums it up except I'd like to add EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Trying not to judge and I'm losing!

12/08/2010
Contributor: KickTheBobo
KickTheBobo  

if you enjoyed the LoveLump, you might also find this site interesting:

MoneyFucking - The World's Premiere Currency Fetish Site
[https://moneyfucking.com]

enjoy!

ktb.

12/08/2010
Contributor: knuke
knuke  

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LoveLump]
But why didn't you find the double one scarier?? That, *THAT* will give me nightmares.

12/09/2010
Contributor: spetch
spetch  

#8 - if you've seen trolls 2, this totally makes sense.

12/26/2010
Contributor: Shellwing
Shellwing  

#10 is not real.

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LoveLump]

It's a hoax (and I'm glad about that).

01/04/2011
Contributor: silver
silver  

Hmm, I briefly considered trying the bacon-kung-fu-thing, but decided against it since I realized I'm a vegetarian and our cats would go crazy and those "skirts" are near parts I'd like to keep crazy cats away from... Also I have to mention that I almost bought a more realistic version of the corn vibrator for my friend, but she preferred a carrot so that's what she got

04/25/2011
Contributor: silver
silver  

Oh and I'd love a cthulhu vibrator. Am I really the only one?

04/25/2011

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