1. THE World Champion Masturbator. No shit, y’all.
2. Glowing, flashing, musical condoms shaped like animals. We’ve gone too far.
3. Because who doesn’t want to wrap their child up in a vagina?
4. Awkward phone sex.
5. I’m pretty sure there’s nothing sexual in this, but several people have sent it to me for this column. It’s disconcerting. And awesome.
6. “Classic” Tampon Crafts.
7. Um…no.
8. The Great Wall of Vagina. (Probably not really safe for work.)
9. Banana Candle. If you read nothing else, read this.
2. Glowing, flashing, musical condoms shaped like animals. We’ve gone too far.
3. Because who doesn’t want to wrap their child up in a vagina?
4. Awkward phone sex.
5. I’m pretty sure there’s nothing sexual in this, but several people have sent it to me for this column. It’s disconcerting. And awesome.
6. “Classic” Tampon Crafts.
7. Um…no.
8. The Great Wall of Vagina. (Probably not really safe for work.)
9. Banana Candle. If you read nothing else, read this.
The Banana Candle link goes to the Great Wall of Vag, which is beautiful, but still.
I was going to mention the same thing that what you want us to see more than anything else on the list isn't there!
This is "giant chocolate penis" all over again...this MIGHT be it [https://www.supplierlist.com/product_view/seashell/19065/100211/candles.htm]
awesome
I'm seconding BBW Talks Toys: There are no banana candles.
These are great! Lucky you that folks send you all this wacky stuff.
Love these ones, especially much:
3. After all, they came out of one (most did, anyway), why not wrap ‘em up in one?
4. Excellent bad primer
9. I love it but there are VULVAs not vaginas. Sorry, I know it doesn’t work with the pun but it’s a pet peeve of mine! Bugs me so much that I blogged about it. Sorry, I’m a sexual anatomy geek and I am not ashamed!
Boo number 10 isnt working. But yes, number 5 is indeed awesome and cracks me up every time I see it.
I'm kind of excited by the Soft-o-Meter. I'd like to sleep in the pouch of a cloud kangaroo.
It's not a banana candle, it's a Saturdae!
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btWy-tGlkjM&feature=related]
You highlighted the wrong tampon craft! Did you not see the freaking earrings??? So much worse/better/omg I am going to show everyone. What do these people smoke before coming up with this stuff?
too funny
Love the vagina wall. So neat to see that there really is no "normal."