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The Worst Sex Advice Ever, Part 2

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Contributor: Shumway
Shumway  

I especially like #5.. hillarious

01/27/2011
Contributor: KnK
KnK  

Oh fuck these are horrible. LMAO

01/28/2011
Contributor: lovinangels
lovinangels  

This is absolutely fucking hilarious.

01/28/2011
Contributor: TheFluorescentNinja
TheFluorescentNinja  

Fantastic. I'll never have sex again, but still, fantastic.

01/29/2011
Contributor: Just-SJ
Just-SJ  

This is all bad advice? So THAT is where I have been going wrong.

01/30/2011
Contributor: Bitterbaldman
Bitterbaldman  

If I could make just one suggestion: Always refer to sex as "having union with one another". Huge turn on for men. Huge.

01/30/2011
Contributor: jzimbert
jzimbert  

He probably does enjoy the word 'panties'. I've never heard a guy complain about it. Even 'moist' is improved by the addition of 'panties'.

01/31/2011
Contributor: sbfreckles
sbfreckles  

oh my! i haven't laughed so hard in forever!

02/07/2011
Contributor: Gineverus
Gineverus  

Oh, I suck - literally - because I violate both 2 and 7! For 2, per advice from a male friend, I play with the sack, especially under the sack, with gentle tickling and licking. For 7, I could be tempted to text him in the middle of a business meeting with something like, I get so warm and moist whenever I see you that I cannot keep clean panties, so I have given up on panties completely. It's still a bit messy, irregardless.

06/29/2011
Contributor: Rain.
Rain.  

LOL!

07/21/2011
Contributor: iwantyouwantingme

This is an incredible way to keep that entirely unstable man in your life who is likely to kill you in the middle of the night because the dog told him too. But hey at least you will be clean Love it!

10/19/2011