Personally, I’ve never seen the draw to sex dolls, but maybe that’s just because I’m allergic to latex. Still, in the name of science I’m exploring the top ten most fascinating sex doll stories that will probably make you question your sanity.
Get ready.
1. Probably the best inflatable doll song in the history of time.
2. Obama sex doll. Seriously. Also, I sort of love the look that the sex doll on his left is giving him. Nice unintentional marketing, China.
3. Some of your favorite actors might be inflatable. Apparently.
4. Australian teens rescued after using sex doll as a raft.
5. Jersey Shore sex doll. “Fill her three greasy gravy holes”. Um…her what?
6. Teen faces prison after leaving an inflatable doll in the school bathroom. (For God’s sake, CALM DOWN, AMERICA. In Australia, these things are saving lives.)
7. Man finds sex-scarecrow filled with Chinese food under room-mates bed. So, comparatively, inflatable dolls are not gross at all. Also, I’m going to go throw up for a while.
8. Russian Inflate-a-Mate Race. It’s…pretty much what it sounds like.
9. Inflatable sheep. With fishnets.
10. Inflatable doll costume. I am going to have nightmares for weeks.