Personally, I’ve never seen the draw to sex dolls, but maybe that’s just because I’m allergic to latex. Still, in the name of science I’m exploring the top ten most fascinating sex doll stories that will probably make you question your sanity.
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1. Probably the best inflatable doll song in the history of time.
2. Obama sex doll. Seriously. Also, I sort of love the look that the sex doll on his left is giving him. Nice unintentional marketing, China.
3. Some of your favorite actors might be inflatable. Apparently.
4. Australian teens rescued after using sex doll as a raft.
5. Jersey Shore sex doll. “Fill her three greasy gravy holes”. Um…her what?
6. Teen faces prison after leaving an inflatable doll in the school bathroom. (For God’s sake, CALM DOWN, AMERICA. In Australia, these things are saving lives.)
7. Man finds sex-scarecrow filled with Chinese food under room-mates bed. So, comparatively, inflatable dolls are not gross at all. Also, I’m going to go throw up for a while.
8. Russian Inflate-a-Mate Race. It’s…pretty much what it sounds like.
9. Inflatable sheep. With fishnets.
10. Inflatable doll costume. I am going to have nightmares for weeks.
Get ready.
1. Probably the best inflatable doll song in the history of time.
2. Obama sex doll. Seriously. Also, I sort of love the look that the sex doll on his left is giving him. Nice unintentional marketing, China.
3. Some of your favorite actors might be inflatable. Apparently.
4. Australian teens rescued after using sex doll as a raft.
5. Jersey Shore sex doll. “Fill her three greasy gravy holes”. Um…her what?
6. Teen faces prison after leaving an inflatable doll in the school bathroom. (For God’s sake, CALM DOWN, AMERICA. In Australia, these things are saving lives.)
7. Man finds sex-scarecrow filled with Chinese food under room-mates bed. So, comparatively, inflatable dolls are not gross at all. Also, I’m going to go throw up for a while.
8. Russian Inflate-a-Mate Race. It’s…pretty much what it sounds like.
9. Inflatable sheep. With fishnets.
10. Inflatable doll costume. I am going to have nightmares for weeks.
number 10 and 9 are bound to be THE freakiest things ive ever seen
I wonder if they make an Orlando Bloom inflatable doll...
Not really trying to "one-up" anything, but sharing because, wtf Japan... really? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wAEm_M1flbE]
My mistake... Germany. I'm losing track of countries making... things.
My sister's ex would actually probably be pretty into that inflatable sheep actually. He's not into bestiality or anything . . . but he was pretty into sheep.
HILARIOUS!!!!! Just to funny and weird for words!!!!
I love that the inflatable doll costume manufacturer indicates that it's made of "the best quality with your child in mind". When I dress my children as sex dolls, these getups had better be flame retardant!
also inflatable doll costume is "recommended for adult parties." recommended by whom?
but the real reason i would never wear it is because that tan body stocking looks way unflattering, not to meaning sweat inducing.
jill
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that's "mention" not "meaning". damn you auto correct! oh, wait, it was just me fucking up.
Okay, the inflatable sex doll costume is quite creepy, but not as creepy as Amazon thinking that if I am interested in an inflatable sex doll, I also may wish to purchase a Sonic the Hedgehog Party Pack Add-On.
Omg. Number 7 almost made me vomit. Now I'll have to delete my browsing history as it shows sex toys, dolls, and sex sheep. *facepalm*
My favorite blow up doll story was always the urban legend of "Arkansas Woman Dies in Mistaken Rapture" [https://www.snopes.com/religion/rapture.asp]
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3W6NcHtWlQ&feature=player_embedded#at=38] you need to see this
that costume is terrifying
OMG did you see the "Product Features" for #10.......
Made with the Best Quality Material with your child in mind.
Top Quality Children's Item.
wtf. no really, wtf.
My favorite thing about that last one is that it's an inflatable doll costume sold on AMAZON. Haha.
Prison?! Seriously that seems like an intense punishment for leaving a blow up doll in a bathroom! And come on what sheep doesnt just naturally wear fishnets?!