Who do you have to screw to get a job around here?

So, you may have recently heard that Vienna is the most pleasant city in the world to live in. Now, as if to secure their position, the city can claim the world’s first international sex school, IOL and other news outlets report.

They had us at “Swedish born headmistress,” but if you still want to hear from her, Ylva-Maria Thompson calls the International Sex School the “the world's first college of applied sexuality.” If you’re over 16 you’re eligible to get in and the education isn’t all book-learnin’— students live in a co-ed dorm and are expected to practice their homework, IOL says.

“Sexual positions, caressing techniques, anatomical features. And we teach people hands on,” says Thompson. The Swedish born headmistress.

Austrian television has already banned “raunchy” advertisements for the school showing a couple doin’ it, but something tells us word of mouth is going to be the best promo for this place. What we want to know is what do you have to do to get a teaching position?

And we kind of like the commercials, too.