Christina Applegate is too funny; she’s already proven herself to be of good humor in regards to her recent pregnancy, but now she’s stepped in and made a video for Funny or Die that positively teems with Seducidence. (That’s seduction and confidence put together. Thank you, and you’re welcome.)
In the video, Applegate plays Roxy Fedaro, the currently ballooning spokeswoman for an imaginary Pre-Natal Pole Dancing DVD, and in the clip she’s pregnant enough that we’re actually hoping she didn’t do her own stunts. Still, the video is very fuxy (that’s funny and sexy put together. OK, we'll stop now.)
Frankly, she had us at “Hey, I’m Roxy Fedaro.” But our favorite lines:
-- “Many pregnant women experience these things called ‘hormones.’”
-- “Just because you put on an extra 50 pounds does not mean you’re not hot.”
-- “It happens. He’ll understand.”
OK, just watch. If you don’t think it’s funny, we’ll give you your money back.