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Ghost Sex: Suddenly, It's Everywhere

It's in Ohio! And it's in the UK, where grandma says a spirit is “like an octopus.”

Top 10 Strangest Things People Have Sent Me For November

Every month, well-meaning strangers send me a myriad of bizarre links because they want to scare me into never having sex again. Or possibly because they know that I write a sex column and they know that I’m always looking for new material. Either way? I salute them.

French Dudes: Stop It with the Penile Implants, Already

Surgeons' group releases study on size to combat ... overcompensation.

Okay, Men are Funnier Than Women. But Not By Much

We're not sure science is the best way to judge, either, but here goes ...

Special Pedicure Fish Aren't an AIDS Risk

Now that's a big relief, huh? Good thing the government checked!

Sexist Coffee Ads Made Right

My friend James sent me this awesome montage of sexist coffee ads from the 50’s. I can’t imagine a time when women wouldn’t respond with “Oh, perhaps I shouldn’t have added so much rat poison, dear.”

Royal Couple Presented with Weird Aphrodisiac

No word on whether William and Kate knew what to do with a Coco de Mer. Do you?

Sex on the Moon? Moon Rocks, Anyway ...

It's a long story. Long enough for a book, in fact.

Fish Tales

It’s Supposed to Smell Like Pussy

Daily Mail Runs Two-Year-Old Sex Slave Story Like it was Yesterday

And then everyone else runs it. And it may not even have been true in 2009.

Giant Erection-Causing Killer Spider Missing in German Supermarket

Shoppers, please be wary in the produce department ...

Colorado Bank Robber Threatened Teller with AIDS

As though you could get it from a cough? Puhhlease ...

Best Work Excuse Ever

If you follow this column regularly, you probably noticed that I was missing for a few weeks.

End of the World Party, Anyone?

Rapturous sex. A little looting. Maybe some last-minute errands ...

Psychic Rapist Faces Charges in Zimbabwe

The technical, local term for this is “mubobobo.” Which sounds really bad, huh?

Nikol Hasler: Period Sex

I kind of hate having my period, which seems like a super obvious statement, right? Garfield hates Mondays (even though, WTF, he doesn't have a job), kittens hate being sprayed with water, and women hate periods. But I want to really express how much I hate my period.

Samurai Unicorn: I Don’t Even Know if This is Porn or Not.

Conversation between me and my friend, Chris:

How To Say No To Sex

I realize that this article is supposed to be about having sex but chances are that if you’re sexually active you also need to know how to say “no” to sex.

Marine Biologists Discover the Secrets of ... Krill Sex

So is it voyeurism to film the love lives of tiny deep-sea crustaceans?

GoDaddy: Are You Ready for Some ... Joan Rivers?

Comedienne reinvents herself as a dot-co girl.

Weight Gain Due to Birth Control Debunked

Scientists say the Pill is not to blame.

What Your Honey Really Wants for Christmas

Talking Dirty: Gillian Telling Comes Clean with Dirty Girls

In public, most women try to be well mannered, look pretty and smell nice. But once a single gal gets home at the end of the evening? She’s just plain dirty.

Bunkum Science Behind Pick-Up Lines, LGBT Ballpark Kiss-In, Kim’s Only Coincidentally Kinky

Researchers find shocking new evidence that saying “Hello” might work better than stupid pick up lines.

The Pros and Cons of Most Exotic Places to Have Sex

Signs of One Sexy Apocalypse

Pop culture has heartily embraced the prospect of an impending zombie apocalypse. At the end of the world, it’s said ...

The Sexis Pulse: In Maude We Trust Edition

Taking the pulse of our cultural sex drive, one dirty, smelly brassiere at a time.

The 25 Hallmarks of Bad Cunnilingus

In the spirit of the ‘25 things’ meme so popular on Facebook, Lindsay offers up for you her 'Top 25 Things Not to Do When Between a Woman's Legs’, in no particular order of offense…

The Nominalism of Masculinity, Machismo, and Manly-Manliness

What is masculinity, anyway? Is it a single, inert thing – or is it open to anyone’s interpretation? Can you buy it, steal it, rub up against it, or administer it in pill form?