When we tell you that Swedish business icon Per-Olof Söderberg has a huge penis we’re not just blowing smoke up your skirt … it’s huge. You can only see the whole damn thing from a plane. It’s the size of a tennis court.

Söderberg had no idea he even had the penis, which appears to have been mowed into the lawn of his villa, crop-circle style. It wasn’t until he decided to sell the villa and a business website decided to get a better look at the property via Hitta.se,, a Swedish directory and map website, that the gigantic phallus came to his attention, The Local reports].

Hitta.se contacted Metria, which supplied the images, to verify that they had not been doctored.

“All six experts said it was clearly real grass and they all used the word 'boyish prank',” Metria spokesperson Johanna Ahlmark told Realtid.se. “Someone was clearly having fun when mowing the lawn.”

The image of a star was mowed into the lawn as well. Which kind of makes it look like the penis got a bad review. Seriously. One star? Ouch. Guess size really doesn’t matter.