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The Bloggess: 10 non-returnable gifts that are probably worse than anything you’ll get this Christmas

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If you bought any of these things as a present for someone, you owe them an apology.

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Contributor: John Carney
John Carney  

Numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8 and 9 prove that the recent updates to the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual manual fall far, far short of capturing the true breadth and depth of mental disease. There should be a whole volume dedicated to "WTF Syndrome."

#5 is hilarious. #10 has got to be a prank.

12/26/2009
Contributor: ? Amanda ?

omfg and I agree with the "WTF" statement! How do you find all this shit? HAHAHAHAHAHaaaaaa eh eh emmm

12/27/2009
Contributor: ? Amanda ?

omfg and I agree with the "WTF" statement! How do you find all this shit? HAHAHAHAHAHaaaaaa eh eh emmm

12/27/2009
Contributor: P'Gell
P'Gell  

I hang around with a lot of Earth Mother Hippy types, and The Man and I used to go to a lot of Grateful Dead shows, so I've seen some weird Birthing shit.

Not the Placenta Bear, though. Knew a few women who ATE their placenta, and some even shared it with their men. One even offered to have a Placenta Party, where other new mothers and their men and kids could share in the Nutritive Experience of communally eating human flesh. I declined, saying we had all come done with Mad Cow Disease, but would probably be better by Monday.

EW. (And, there is VERY little that makes me go "EW.")

07/06/2010
Contributor: P'Gell
P'Gell  

Dig the "tags" on the uterus pillow.

07/06/2010
Contributor: Illusional

Niiiiiiice

09/06/2010
Contributor: iwantyouwantingme

I dunno, the vulva purse would probably go great with the vagina wedding dress. I still want to see a penis tux. two styles with and without foreskin.

10/23/2011
Contributor: Blake Klink
Blake Klink  

nice

05/20/2012

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