The Top 10 Strangest Things People Sent Me Last Month:
1. These guys are really excited about fashion.
2. No, you can’t have a bracelet for your penis. You will lose it in her vagina. No one needs this.
3. I don’t even know where to start with this. Why are there two cameras? Who is shooting this? Why can’t I stop watching this?!
4. Mime porn. It’s um…safe for work… ish?
5. I thought it was a sex toy.Turns out I have no idea what it is. Neither do the reviewers.
6. The two most improbable words ever put together: Haunted. Scrotum.
7. Oh, wait. No. I take it back: Vagina. Kazoo.
8. Make-up for your labia. Finally.
9. “Frigid Farrah”. For when you want to pay $9,000 for a robot who won’t have sex with you either.
10. Unicorn penis. It’s kind of the opposite of “magical”.
2. No, you can’t have a bracelet for your penis. You will lose it in her vagina. No one needs this.
3. I don’t even know where to start with this. Why are there two cameras? Who is shooting this? Why can’t I stop watching this?!
4. Mime porn. It’s um…safe for work… ish?
5. I thought it was a sex toy.Turns out I have no idea what it is. Neither do the reviewers.
6. The two most improbable words ever put together: Haunted. Scrotum.
7. Oh, wait. No. I take it back: Vagina. Kazoo.
8. Make-up for your labia. Finally.
9. “Frigid Farrah”. For when you want to pay $9,000 for a robot who won’t have sex with you either.
10. Unicorn penis. It’s kind of the opposite of “magical”.
it started with clown porn, then moved on to silent clown porn. i seriously fell out of bed laughing at that one.
#2 is the best reason I can think of for that second date.
"Hey babe. I think I forgot my cock bling in your vag last nite. Mind if I pop over to fetch it?"
Yeahhhhhhh!
I was reading this article with my partner and he could not stop laughing over #5!
Ha ha! Did anyone read the guy's inspiration for the sex doll?
"Hines inspiration for Roxxxy came from the Sept. 11, 2001 attacks.
“I had a friend who passed away in 9/11. I promised myself I would create a program to store his personality... "
What the hell?
Too funny! This made my night.