Every month I’m flooded with emails of links to stuff that makes me wonder if I need to send out thank you notes or get restraining orders. It’s probably more efficient if I send out thank you notes on restraining orders.
But then I’d need stamps. Ugh. THIS IS WHY NO ONE EVER SENDS OUT THANK-YOU-RESTRAINING ORDERS.
Regardless, this month we had some doozies.
Let’s get started, shall we?
1. Christmas Carols. Just … not the kind you’re used to.
2. Fake ballsack . Cancer included! (The reviews here make this whole link even more awesome.)
3. Santa Bear-otic . It’s pretty much what it sounds like.
4. It’s like they bred a sheep and a sex toy to make a really horrible unicorn .
5. Woody from Toy Story: Possible sex addict.
6. NSFW if you’re a dinosaur.
7. Yep. That’s Uhuru. Totally workin’ it.
8. Prince commissions life-sized statues of himself having sex. Sadly, it was not Purple-Rain Prince. I checked.
9. Dildo shoe. This looks like it would be uncomfortable in so many ways.
10. Realistic Hollywood sex scene. Sort of.
But then I’d need stamps. Ugh. THIS IS WHY NO ONE EVER SENDS OUT THANK-YOU-RESTRAINING ORDERS.
Regardless, this month we had some doozies.
Let’s get started, shall we?
1. Christmas Carols. Just … not the kind you’re used to.
2. Fake ballsack . Cancer included! (The reviews here make this whole link even more awesome.)
3. Santa Bear-otic . It’s pretty much what it sounds like.
4. It’s like they bred a sheep and a sex toy to make a really horrible unicorn .
5. Woody from Toy Story: Possible sex addict.
6. NSFW if you’re a dinosaur.
7. Yep. That’s Uhuru. Totally workin’ it.
8. Prince commissions life-sized statues of himself having sex. Sadly, it was not Purple-Rain Prince. I checked.
9. Dildo shoe. This looks like it would be uncomfortable in so many ways.
10. Realistic Hollywood sex scene. Sort of.
The unicorn was adorable but I am APPALLED by the dinosaur necrophilia portrayed in those pictures!
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