Found it.
I’ve just found the most unintentionally disturbing sex toy in the entire world.
At first glance it looks like innocuous enough. Just your typical blowjob sex toy with a Dr. Phil-esque moustache. Nothin’ wrong with that. Except that it somehow looks so familiar in a way that I can’t quite put my finger on…
Oh my fucking God.
Wow. I…I can’t even make the easy cock jokes here, y’all. That’s how disturbing this is.
And now I can no longer watch any Swedish Chef videos without seeing unintended undertones:
Awesome. Sex toys have ruined my childhood.
I’ve just found the most unintentionally disturbing sex toy in the entire world.
At first glance it looks like innocuous enough. Just your typical blowjob sex toy with a Dr. Phil-esque moustache. Nothin’ wrong with that. Except that it somehow looks so familiar in a way that I can’t quite put my finger on…
Oh my fucking God.
Wow. I…I can’t even make the easy cock jokes here, y’all. That’s how disturbing this is.
And now I can no longer watch any Swedish Chef videos without seeing unintended undertones:
Awesome. Sex toys have ruined my childhood.
erm...yeah...wow. Will never watch the muppets the same way again.
also I love the spiky things in the throat.
Ever want to have sex with one of the worms on Dune? This toy is for you!
Wow, just, wow
Bloggess, all I have to say is, that I'm sorry, but that you rock!
Thank you for this. Just thank you. You obviously live by the same rule I do... If I have to see or hear something incredibly disturbing I MUST share it with EVERYONE I know, because if I have to know they should know too. Guess what Im showing all my friends now!
Uh, wow, er, I... there are no words.