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“How’s Your Sex Drive?” And Other Inappropriate Questions.

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Every time I see my shrink she asks, “So, how’s you sex drive?” I realize this is an important question to ask someone on anti-depressants, as the meds can affect your love life, but I can’t help from automatically responding, “Fine, and yours?”

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Contributor: Caroline Pollock
Caroline Pollock  

My drive is around an 8, but my ability to get any is a 0. It's been a long 3 years....

09/01/2011
Contributor: whatevergirl

We need one more chart! My sex drive and sex reality never ever match up.

09/01/2011
Contributor: oldhippy

I am also one who needs dual charts.. sex drive, and sex completion/reality. Oh well....

09/01/2011
Contributor: AngelvMaynard

So funny! I love it! Great blog!

09/01/2011
Contributor: Norman K. Dunn
Norman K. Dunn  

Ummm, all this sex talk....
I'm always looking for an expert in oral sex, but can't seem to find one of those very rare ladies. Any suggestions where I might look?

09/03/2011
Contributor: LucyD
LucyD  

I really want to be your friend. I will end my comment there. I don't want to creep you out too much.

09/04/2011
Contributor: iLashe
iLashe  

hahahahahahahahaha. antidepressants depress me.

09/04/2011
Contributor: Lalawawa
Lalawawa  

I need to know what 5 and 7 are. If 5 is "I'm still sleeping with my ex because I know what he has" then I choose that. Actually, that might be more of a 3.

09/05/2011
Contributor: Ccc
Ccc  

[https://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/02/boyfriend-doesnt-have-ebola-probably.html]

09/06/2011
Contributor: Lesley Hemenway Wilson
Lesley Hemenway Wilson  

Number 10 may answer your question as to what an eyeball smells like....

09/06/2011
Contributor: Ccc
Ccc  

this is an amazing and gross painscale (link)
"4: Huh. I never knew that about giraffes...."
and then the blood. great minds think alike, two awesome blogs, jeez.

[https://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/02/boyfriend-doesnt-have-ebola-probably.html]

09/06/2011
Contributor: Amber Hassell
Amber Hassell  

I totally recommend you read the blog Hyperbole And A Half to you. Allie made a very accurate pain scale. Her blog and yours are tied for my favorite.
[https://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/02/boyfriend-doesnt-have-ebola-probably.html]

09/06/2011
Contributor: KillerPotatoBMW
KillerPotatoBMW  

Definitely 2. if by occasionally, you mean never.

09/13/2011
Contributor: Naughty Student

This is hilarious, I don't know why I missed this post, lol.

09/14/2011
Contributor: Melissa Smith

Thanks for the good read!

09/14/2011
Contributor: silkyknickers
silkyknickers  

good stuff! I remember being very scared the 1st time I had sex...I was alone.

09/17/2011
Contributor: phillyfilly
phillyfilly  

My fiance and I agreed we moved between 6 and 10 depending on my custody schedule.

09/25/2011
Contributor: iwantyouwantingme

I may print this out because it doesnt get much better then this. I can picture it now "Hey babe, how do you rate our sex life on a scale of 1-10 using this chart!" I hate when doctors pull out those charts. I mean hell Im at least a f-ing 7 if I came and I'm paying your crazy medical bills.

10/18/2011
Contributor: Emma Star Baby

I laughed so hard I snorted. lol

11/28/2011

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