Then she usually ups my meds, because apparently it’s not exactly normal to ask about other people’s sex life even if you’re just being polite.
Honestly though, I’m not certain what she wants from me because I’m not even sure how to judge my own sex drive. When you’re in pain, doctors give you the pain chart to help you indicate your level of pain (which ranges from the frowny face of “worst pain I’ve ever felt in my life” to the smiley face of “I don’t even know why I’m here”). It’s very helpful. And that’s why I decided to create a sex-drive chart that you can use with your psychiatrist. I used it with mine, and ended up with more sedatives. Everyone wins.
(See below)
You’re welcome, healthcare workers.
Where are you on the Bloggess' Sex Drive Chart? Join the discussion on the EdenFantasys.com forum!
Honestly though, I’m not certain what she wants from me because I’m not even sure how to judge my own sex drive. When you’re in pain, doctors give you the pain chart to help you indicate your level of pain (which ranges from the frowny face of “worst pain I’ve ever felt in my life” to the smiley face of “I don’t even know why I’m here”). It’s very helpful. And that’s why I decided to create a sex-drive chart that you can use with your psychiatrist. I used it with mine, and ended up with more sedatives. Everyone wins.
(See below)
You’re welcome, healthcare workers.
Where are you on the Bloggess' Sex Drive Chart? Join the discussion on the EdenFantasys.com forum!
My drive is around an 8, but my ability to get any is a 0. It's been a long 3 years....
We need one more chart! My sex drive and sex reality never ever match up.
I am also one who needs dual charts.. sex drive, and sex completion/reality. Oh well....
So funny! I love it! Great blog!
Ummm, all this sex talk....
I'm always looking for an expert in oral sex, but can't seem to find one of those very rare ladies. Any suggestions where I might look?
I really want to be your friend. I will end my comment there. I don't want to creep you out too much.
hahahahahahahahaha. antidepressants depress me.
I need to know what 5 and 7 are. If 5 is "I'm still sleeping with my ex because I know what he has" then I choose that. Actually, that might be more of a 3.
[https://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/02/boyfriend-doesnt-have-ebola-probably.html]
Number 10 may answer your question as to what an eyeball smells like....
this is an amazing and gross painscale (link)
"4: Huh. I never knew that about giraffes...."
and then the blood. great minds think alike, two awesome blogs, jeez.
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I totally recommend you read the blog Hyperbole And A Half to you. Allie made a very accurate pain scale. Her blog and yours are tied for my favorite.
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Definitely 2. if by occasionally, you mean never.
This is hilarious, I don't know why I missed this post, lol.
Thanks for the good read!
good stuff! I remember being very scared the 1st time I had sex...I was alone.
My fiance and I agreed we moved between 6 and 10 depending on my custody schedule.
I may print this out because it doesnt get much better then this. I can picture it now "Hey babe, how do you rate our sex life on a scale of 1-10 using this chart!" I hate when doctors pull out those charts. I mean hell Im at least a f-ing 7 if I came and I'm paying your crazy medical bills.
I laughed so hard I snorted. lol